<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027</id><updated>2011-07-15T01:33:51.458+01:00</updated><title type='text'>TING Reviews</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Tee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>69</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-114985469505769972</id><published>2006-06-09T12:44:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-06-09T13:04:55.076+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Brick (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0426059/"&gt;Rian Johnson&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0426059/"&gt;Rian Johnson&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0330687/"&gt;Joesph Gordon-Levitt&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0954253/"&gt;Nora Zehthner&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001305/"&gt;Lukas Haas&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281575/"&gt;Noah Fleiss&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links:     &lt;a href="http://www.brickmovie.net/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt;     -     &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.com/reviews/review.asp?FID=132342"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;     -     &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0393109/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;High school loner Brian (Gordon-Levitt) discovers that his ex-girlfriend Emily (&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0211087/"&gt;Emilie Da Ravin&lt;/a&gt;) has gone missing after a strange and unsettling phone call.  In his journey to find the truth he is drawn into a deadly and sinister crime ring that operates in his very school.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In combining two contradictory movie genre’s first time director Johnson has produced a dazzling debut that produces this years first truly triumphant cult gem.  By taking the teen trials and tribulations of high school woe’s and worries and coupling this with the dizzying detective deductions of an inky black noir thriller we are presented with a murky but magical pot boiler that grabs you tightly by the wrists and drags you through its convoluted maze to unflinching final reveal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All the check points associated with both genre’s are happily referenced, from our loner dogmatic detective, via the femme fatales, unfortunate murder victims and shadowy criminal masterminds cleverly mixed in with the angst of growing up, high school cliques and adult-proof dialogue.  We are given insight into an insular world, where adults are only a fleeting presence, teenagers are running budding criminal empires in their basements and our hero is a dishevelled, bespectacled outcast that is on a mission to find out what happened to his beloved Emily no matter the cost or consequence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With a vocabulary and dialogue that takes its on shape and form, we are thrust into this dark, of kilter world with very little light or guidance and like any good thriller we are expected to hit the ground running to stay abreast of this unfolding, confounding whodunit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A relatively unknown cast excel in convincing on hitting the correct character beats for both disparate genres, with a standout performance from Gordon-Levitt channelling every nuance and facet of the world weary gumshoe of yore to polished perfection.  Truth be told, director Johnson feels like he has indulged in the works of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000186/"&gt;Lynch&lt;/a&gt; a tad too much in his younger years but in doing so knows how to imbue a seemingly random or mundane every day image with a palpable sense of dread and unease that only adds to the mysterious and unnerving atmosphere throughout.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Comparisons are sure to be made with the similar tone, direction and unsettling nature of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246578/"&gt;Richard Kelly’s Donnie Darko&lt;/a&gt; but what wonderful company to be compared too.  If you are in the mood for something that engages the brain, sweats the palms and leaves you bewildered but yet full of wonder then immerse yourself in the twisty, twisted teen-noir world of Brick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;5/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-114985469505769972?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/114985469505769972/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=114985469505769972' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/114985469505769972'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/114985469505769972'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2006/06/brick-mam.html' title='Brick (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-114856549919886776</id><published>2006-05-25T14:41:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-05-25T14:58:19.213+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Devil and Daniel Johnston (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0275418/"&gt;Jeff Feuerzeig&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0275418/"&gt;Jeff Feuerzeig&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1895845/"&gt;Daniel Johnston&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2020708/"&gt;Bill Johnston&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2017520/"&gt;Mabel Johnston&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0085405/"&gt;Lucas Black&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links:     &lt;a href="http://www.sonyclassics.com/devilanddaniel/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt;      -      &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436231/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt;     -       &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.com/reviews/review.asp?FID=133943"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An insightful, touching and profound documentary delving into the bipolar life of cult singer/songwriter Daniel Johnston.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The line between genius and madness has often been explored in all forms of media and it still continues to hold fascination and compassion in many quarters in trying to understand the workings of the inner mind.  With this moving, unflinching and frustrating documentary we are granted privy into the troubled life and times of the renowned folk singer Daniel Johnston.  Through this striking film we are immersed in Daniel’s life long struggle against his mental illness and the utilisation of his creative talents, via his music and art, to combat the very devils and demons that he fears.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of its most winning elements is that we are not given the image of a struggling hero, trying valiantly to wrestle with his inner turmoil.  But we are presented with all aspects of Daniel Johnston’s character, from his creativity, through his fractured moods to his inability to adequately fit into what society deems to be normal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Director and writer Feuerzeig ensures that we are presented with all sides of Daniel Johnston making us complicate in the gamut of emotions that his subject encounters on a daily basis.  From one scene to the next we are not sure if we should feel empathy and sympathy to his confused life or dislike and frustration at his mishandling of family and friends alike.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even with all these conflicting emotions triggered in the audience we can’t but help to feel warmth and joy towards him while we are privy to the creation of his simply elegant yet confounding musical creations.  These songs hold a naïve charm and childlike innocence hidden underneath the staccato arrangements and troubling lyrics.  Shining out like a cross breed of &lt;a href="http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll"&gt;Leonard Cohen&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&amp;token=ADFEAEE67A18DA48AB7420E3A01E6CE8993DDA26ED6ADFAE2A087F66929B147C910825E56CE381BBD5B670AB7BAAE02CA45A099FC3E453FDD6673D2DFC93&amp;amp;sql=11:sec1z88ajyv1"&gt;They Might Be Giants&lt;/a&gt;.  While his almost cartoony artistic endeavours, using repeating metaphors and characters, favour the characteristics and style of such talents as &lt;a href="http://www.ralphsteadman.com/"&gt;Ralph Steadman&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.oneneckhatesyou.com/onhy/default.asp"&gt;OneNeck&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cookie cutter cinema this most surely is not but for anyone seeking something to challenge your perceptions of mental illness, move you to the verge of tears when you understand that the love of family can still be the most powerful force in the world and reaffirm your beliefs that sometimes those with troubled lives can always find some form of love, comfort and solace then seek out this glorious little gem.&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0275418/"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;5/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-114856549919886776?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/114856549919886776/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=114856549919886776' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/114856549919886776'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/114856549919886776'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2006/05/devil-and-daniel-johnston-mam.html' title='The Devil and Daniel Johnston (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-114830711560785898</id><published>2006-05-22T14:57:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-05-22T15:11:55.623+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Moguls (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0870592/"&gt;Michael Traeger&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0870592/"&gt;Michael Traeger&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/"&gt;Jeff Bridges&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0625789/"&gt;Tim Blake Nelson&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001592/"&gt;Joe Pantoliano&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001209/"&gt;William Fichtner&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.uip.co.uk/films/the_moguls/index.asp"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt;     -      &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.com/reviews/review.asp?FID=133033"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;       -     &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405163/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Underachiever Andy Sargentee (Bridges) decides that he needs to hatch another get rich quick scheme to curry favour with his estranged son.  His great grand plan to make a fast buck is too enlist his rag tag bar room buddies and start making amatuer porn flicks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is safe to say that rarely do you come across many feel good, funny, frothy Porn Flicks but with the Moguls that is exactly what you get.  Think &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001008/"&gt;Frank Capra’s&lt;/a&gt; glowing world view, skewed with the laconic styling of the &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001054/"&gt;Coen Brothers&lt;/a&gt;, mixed in with the spice and sauce of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000759/"&gt;PT Anderson’s&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118749/"&gt;Boogie Nights&lt;/a&gt; and you begin to understand the malaise that debut director Traeger is serving up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes at times this little concoction lacks focus and clarity and may layer on the sweet, sugary syrup a tad too much come the feel good denouncement but personally it’s the victory of these losers and little men that should be cherished in this jolly indie delight. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A universally dependable and amusing cast relish the chance to flex their underdog muscles to winning witty effect and every key player is given ample time to shine in a fine ensemble.  Bridges does his usual laconic best with another down at heel, life’s loser who leads these ramshackle novice movie makers on a meandering series of misfires in creating their little skin flick.  While &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001101/"&gt;Ted Danson&lt;/a&gt; gives possibly one of the most enjoyable performances of his career, playing the gay guy in the group that is trying too hard to remain in the closet even though everyone else knows he is out of it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Couple this with the always watchable Fitchner and Pantoliano playing hapless buddies that have serious delusions of cinematic grandeur and you are provided with a fine display of nuanced comedic cinema that highlights the range and diversity of these usually serious players.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s whimsical and at times pedestrian pace may not be too everyone’s liking and aside from some minor directional missteps (speeded up sex scenes are never funny) there is a lot of praise to be offered to this debut helmer who enthuses the whole affair with enough freshness, wit and verve to happily let this dirty, little guilty pleasure bounce along to its satisfying steamy but sweet climax.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-114830711560785898?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/114830711560785898/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=114830711560785898' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/114830711560785898'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/114830711560785898'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2006/05/moguls-mam.html' title='The Moguls (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-114667046961567207</id><published>2006-05-03T16:26:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-05-03T16:34:29.630+01:00</updated><title type='text'>16 Blocks (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001149/"&gt;Richard Donner&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921013/"&gt;Richard Wenk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000246/"&gt;Bruce Willis&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0080049/"&gt;Mos Def&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001556/"&gt;David Morse&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0827735/"&gt;Jeana Stern&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www2.warnerbros.com/16blocks/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt;     -      &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450232/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt;      -      &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.com/incinemas/review.asp?FID=11100"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Down at heel, sullen cop Jack Moseley (Willis) is given the thankless task of escorting low-level criminal Eddie Bunker (Def) from his precinct to testify in the downtown Court House, 16 Blocks away.  But deadly forces are conspiring to make sure Eddie doesn’t make his court appearance, in turn putting both men’s lives in terrible jeopardy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its always gratify to see a couple of old-timers still able to churn out the goods, especially in such well worn duds as the Buddy Movie formula, but both Donner and Willis have proven that there is still some grit and spit left in them to hold their own against all the young curs nipping at their dusty heels. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With 16 Blocks you get exactly what you expect from this kind of movie premise – mismatched, grumpy, booze sodden, life trodden cop tasked with shipping low-life, street wise, hustling minor crim downtown to ensure that some bad guys are banged up for the wrongs they have committed - learning to respect themselves and the importance of living again along its adequate running time.  But when it’s done with such old school charm and nuance you can’t help but be swept along in its swing and swagger towards its slightly predictable but satisfying conclusion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like most Buddy Movies the success ratio resides in the interplay and interaction of the main protagonists and both Willis and Def excel at ensuring that both these polar opposites crackle with enough vitality and energy to keep the audience engaged in both of their respective plights.  Willis excels at playing Moseley as the brow beaten, world weary cop, coupled with the raw, amusing, at times grating vibrancy of Def’s testifying criminal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sharing a similar tone, pacing and vibe as &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000490/"&gt;Spike Lee’s&lt;/a&gt; recent &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0454848/"&gt;Inside Man&lt;/a&gt;.  16 Blocks attempts to replicate that 70’s cop thriller feeling, where its focus resides more on the dynamic between characters and motives, rather than on some quick witty banter before we segue into the next orchestrated action set piece.  Maybe it’s my increasing age or maybe because most of the high concept 80s buddy movies covered every conceivable angle for this formula that 16 Blocks felt like a simple breath of movie fresh air in comparison to most other recent formula flicks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-114667046961567207?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/114667046961567207/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=114667046961567207' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/114667046961567207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/114667046961567207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2006/05/16-blocks-mam.html' title='16 Blocks (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-114622341063755129</id><published>2006-04-28T12:08:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-28T12:23:30.653+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Silent Hill (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0304521/"&gt;Christophe Gans&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000812/"&gt;Roger Avary&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0593664/"&gt;Radha Mitchell&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000293/"&gt;Sean Bean&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0390229/"&gt;Laurie Holden&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000679/"&gt;Deborah Kara Unger&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/silenthill/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt;       -       &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384537/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt;      -      &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.com/incinemas/review.asp?FID=132935"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Young Sharon Da Silva ( &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0272706/"&gt;Jodelle Ferland&lt;/a&gt;) is being plagued with nightmares of a place called Silent Hill.  Sharon’s father, Christopher (Bean) feels that his daughter needs medical help, while mother, Rose (Mitchell) decides to take a trip with Sharon to uncover the mystery of this strange place.  Once their both mother and daughter are plunged into a nightmarish world where they must fight for their very survival and their souls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s safe to say that the probability of taking a popular Videogame and turning it into a successful Motion Picture are pretty slim.  Just take a look at the numerous movie misfires that such finger banging, square-eyed, relationship destroying fodder have cultivated.  From the inanity of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108255/"&gt;Super Mario Bros&lt;/a&gt;, via the tosh of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146316/"&gt;Tomb Raider&lt;/a&gt; through to the rancid stench of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120804/"&gt;Resident Evil&lt;/a&gt; we have been embattled with a slew of below par, sub standard, by the numbers adaptations that have bored audiences and sent gamers fleeing back to their consoles, seeking refuge from the heavy handed, hatchet men of Hollywood.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This brings us bang up to date with the latest in this long line of conveyor belt product in the shape of Christophe Gans Silent Hill.  It has been five years since the impressive Gans last directed a film, 2001’s superb &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0237534/"&gt;Brotherhood of the Wolf&lt;/a&gt; and it is easy to see that he has lost none of his ability to enthuse his work with visual flair, dramatic staging and elegant cinematography.  If only the same kinetic energy and passion for the visual aesthetic of the piece had been channelled into the development of both character and story.  Then we may have had a horror film that may not have been a classic of the genre but would have been proud to stand alongside some of the more recent, decent efforts that have graced the cinema.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Avary’s script feels like a sketchy mismatch of ideas ‘borrowed’ from other previous efforts, namely &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080749/"&gt;The Fog&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093177/"&gt;Hellraiser&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069995/"&gt;Don’t Look Now&lt;/a&gt;, further hampered by leaden dialogue that sounds like it has been lifted straight from the clunky cut scenes that pepper the Videogame itself.  While the cast seem to plod through the motions, neither showing much interest or compassion to the hellish predicament they find themselves in.  Chief among these is Mitchell’s stoic performance, who seems to give the impression that seeing malformed ash babies, bag headed knife nurses, flesh devouring mutant insects and the horrific, huge sword wielding Fiend is more akin to losing your purse on a night out rather than being stuck in the Limbo Hell of Silent Hill.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whereas most other horror films tend to favour the short, sharp shock approach Silent Hill meanders for more than 120 minutes, outstaying its welcome well beyond the theatrics and histrionics of the ham fisted third act where Valtiel (&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000481/"&gt;Alice Krige&lt;/a&gt;) blabbers on and on about witches and purifying fire where the audience would much prefer the return of the Fiend with those big ‘bloody’ cool swords to dispatch of these annoying puritans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is such a shame that for all the powerful, disturbing and haunting images that this movie throws at the audience it is marred by wafer thin plotting, risible dialogue and a cast that look like they wish they were anywhere but stuck in Silent Hill.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;2/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-114622341063755129?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/114622341063755129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=114622341063755129' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/114622341063755129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/114622341063755129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2006/04/silent-hill-mam.html' title='Silent Hill (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-114537054129452143</id><published>2006-04-18T15:25:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-18T15:29:43.160+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Return of the Ting</title><content type='html'>Its been a long, long time since last I posted but felt that it was long over due that I started writing my dumb wee movie reviews again. So to kick us off here is a review of the excellent The Squid and The Whale doing the rounds at your local multiplex as we speak. Enjoy the review and if you haven't seen this little, bitter gem then go get your skates on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I intend to post at least one movie review a week, more if I have got the time to review the usual 2 or 3 movies I see in a week. Please feel free to comment or better yet, send my your reviews and I would be happy to post them on this ickle site.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MAM&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-114537054129452143?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/114537054129452143/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=114537054129452143' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/114537054129452143'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/114537054129452143'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2006/04/return-of-ting.html' title='Return of the Ting'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-114537034592057516</id><published>2006-04-18T15:00:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-04-18T15:31:33.660+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Squid And The Whale (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000876/"&gt;Noah Baumbach&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000876/"&gt;Noah Baumbach&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001099/"&gt;Jeff Daniels&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001473/"&gt;Laura Linney&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0251986/"&gt;Jesse Eisenberg&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0997240/"&gt;Owen Kline&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.squidandthewhalemovie.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367089/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.com/incinemas/review.asp?FID=132976"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1986 - New York City and married writers Bernard (Daniels) and Joan (Linney) Berkman decide to seperate but agree joint custody of their two sons, Walt (Eisenberg) and Frank (Kline). This frature in the family home leads to the family trying to deal with the emotions, confusion and fall-out that such a seperation can bring in an amusing and moving slice of eighties life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s safe to say that Writer/Director Noah Baumbach’s parents divorce in the mid 80’s has left some rather deep, unsettling, yet painfully funny scars on this filmmakers creative cinematic psyche. By utilising this traumatic period to provide the framework for his latest movie we are provided with a bittersweet study into the unravelling relationships between the four members of the Berkman family and how the impact of such a decision effects the family brood in many humorous, saddening and uncomfortable ways.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A superb ensemble cast colour each of their characters with enough fragile humanity that we can’t help but feel and forgive them for their many foibles. Whether its Bernard’s pitiful wounded pride but inability to address his own shortcomings, Joan’s genuine warmth marred by her serial infidelity, Walt’s plagiarism and sexual frustrations with his father's student lodger or youngest Frank’s alcohol abuse and public displays of masturbation. While special praise must be given to Daniel’s in a career best performance as the boorish matriarch of this fractured family, maintaining a delicate balance between portraying a character that from one scene to the next you are uncertain whether you loathe his selfish, pretentious, petty posturing or love his simmering, dismissive nature towards anyone that he deems beneath him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While Baumbach’s ability to write biting, pithy dialogue ensures that every character, from the main players to even the smallest cameo role – a scene stealing, creepy &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000287/"&gt;William Baldwin&lt;/a&gt; as Frank’s tennis coach being a delightful highlight - are embalmed with wit and gravitas that ensure that this nippy little number hits all the right notes and nuances in its slender running time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a less political and issues driven Oscars year this cunning satire would have been a sure fire front runner in all notable categories but was unjustly ignored for the usual tub-thumping and grandstanding movies that so readily plague the right-on, liberal minds of the crinkly old Academy. Ignore all the headlines that the most uncomfortable but twisted fun at the cinema these days can be found in such grot flicks as &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450278/"&gt;Hostel&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0454841/"&gt;The Hills Have Eyes&lt;/a&gt;, the real horrors lie in the humourous disintegration of an elitist, literary, suburban family in 80’s New York.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-114537034592057516?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/114537034592057516/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=114537034592057516' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/114537034592057516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/114537034592057516'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2006/04/squid-and-whale-mam.html' title='The Squid And The Whale (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-111528249926749360</id><published>2005-05-05T09:40:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-05-05T10:35:06.510+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Tarnation (TG)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1503401/" target="_new"&gt;Jonathan Caouette&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1503401/" target="_new"&gt;Jonathan Caouette&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1503401/" target="_new"&gt;Jonathan Caouette&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1668821/" target="_new"&gt;Renee Leblanc&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1674974/" target="_new"&gt;Adolph Davis&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1668783/" target="_new"&gt;Rosemary Davis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.i-saw-tarnation.com/" target="_new"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390538/" target="_new"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=11040" target="_new"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll start this review by pointing out that Roger Ebert gave this film four stars and hailed it as a &lt;em&gt;great movie&lt;/em&gt;. Tarnation won best documentary at the LA Film Festival and made the selection at a host of other international festivals. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I seem to be missing something here. I really wanted to like this film. The very fact Caouette managed to make and release this film should be an achievement in itself. I just wish it had been better. I'm pretty sure it &lt;em&gt;could&lt;/em&gt; have been much, much better. The last 20 minutes were very personal, intense and engaging. It's a shame that the first hour or so appear to be an experiment in self-indulgence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As the press release goes, this film was made on an ultra-low budget ($218), edited on an iMac using iMovie and assembled together from 19 years of home video footage, photographs and audio recordings. The basic premise is great: a very personal film about a troubled family trying to come to terms with their dysfunctional life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My first complaint is that this film really needed a narrator. In fact, had it used narration rather than hundreds of words of text in varying fonts, sizes and colours, it could have been a totally different film. Over use of still photographs and repetitive effects also hampered the flow of the story.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It wasn't &lt;em&gt;all&lt;/em&gt; bad though. The opening 10 to 15 minutes and the conclusion to the film are interesting and very good viewing. Hard to watch - but that's not necessarily a bad thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm doing my best not to be too harsh on this documentary as I think it was an interesting experiment in film making. In the hands of an editor who wasn't so close to the events in the film, the two and a half hour rough cut could possibly have produced a much better 90 minute documentary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;2/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-111528249926749360?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390538/' title='Tarnation (TG)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/111528249926749360/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=111528249926749360' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/111528249926749360'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/111528249926749360'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2005/05/tarnation-tg.html' title='Tarnation (TG)'/><author><name>Tee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-111340008326572200</id><published>2005-04-13T14:32:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-04-13T14:50:16.713+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Be Cool (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0336620/"&gt;F Gary Gray&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0336620/"&gt;Peter Steinfeld&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/"&gt;John Travolta&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/"&gt;Uma Thurman&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000681/"&gt;Vince Vaughn&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0147825/"&gt;Cedric the Entertainer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.becoolmovie.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377471/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=9773"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chili Palmer (Travolta) has become disillusioned with the Movie Industry and seeks a change of career. He hooks up with Music Producer Edie Athens (Thurman) to attempt to launch a young, female singer (&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0587396/"&gt;Christina Milian&lt;/a&gt;) but enroute they have numerous run-ins with crooked Music Industry players, the Russian Mafia and Gangsta Rappers on their quest to make her successful.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1995 we were graced with a cynical, biting, humours slice of the shady double dealing of Hollywood in &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0878911/"&gt;Get Shorty&lt;/a&gt;. 10 Years later we are provided with a flaccid, limp look at the seedy underbelly of the L.A. Music Scene in Be Cool. Surprise, surprise it’s another unnecessary sequel that tries to recapture the inspired hi-jinks of the original and in turn sullies all the good work that was laid down all those years ago.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where to begin, could the problem be in the trite, insipid screenplay that characterises everyone in the music business with broad stereotypical brushstrokes – where all African American’s are gun toting gangsta rappers, all Russian’s are shabbily dressed, stupid buffoons and everyone else is a shallow agenda driven money grabber.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Could it be that director F. Gary Gray pulls out every well worn cliché and music industry motif to ensure that his audience spend nearly two hours cringing at the inanity of it all?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or does it reside in watching a usually dependable cast sleep walk through the whole sorry affair. You know when things aren’t going well when the only performance that creates any moments of mild amusement is delivered from professional wrestler turned actor &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0425005/"&gt;The Rock&lt;/a&gt;. Stack this up against the fact that he is playing alongside such high calibre players as John Travolta, Uma Thurman and &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000172/"&gt;Harvey Kietel&lt;/a&gt; (his rap scene alone should result in a criminal charge) and you get the gist of how woeful this malformed misfire truly is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sure there are some moments of distraction from this meandering shambles but they are few and far between. Vince Vaughn amuses and irks in equal measure, Cedric the Entertainer works hard with a one-note role and Travolta at least still has a modicum of cool in his aging frame but when you weigh that against Aerosmith’s embarrassed &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000172/"&gt;Steven Tyler&lt;/a&gt;, wooden Harvey Keitel, stilted Uma Thurman or vapid Christina Milian, these minor pluses are quickly scorched from your memory with the pain inflicted by their amateurish posturing. Not clever, not funny, not involving and worst of all, not cool.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;1/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-111340008326572200?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/111340008326572200/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=111340008326572200' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/111340008326572200'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/111340008326572200'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2005/04/be-cool-mam.html' title='Be Cool (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-111296759962565202</id><published>2005-04-08T14:28:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-04-08T14:51:17.686+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Downfall (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0386570/"&gt;Oliver Hirschbiegel&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0251536/"&gt;Bernd Eichinger&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004486/"&gt;Bruno Ganz&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0487884/"&gt;Alexandra Maria Lara&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0559890/"&gt;Ulrich Matthes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0477810/"&gt;Juliane Kohler&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.downfallthefilm.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363163/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.downfallthefilm.com/"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Berlin 1945 - As the Russian's advance to deliver the final crushing blow to the German capital. Adolf Hitler and his closest aides, staff and loves retreat to a fortified bunker to make a futile final stand against the encroaching Allied forces and play out the final bleak days and inevitable destruction of this Evil Empire.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Considering the topic many would have preconceived notions and emotions on how to relate to a two and half hour movie dealing with the crumbling, decaying inner circle of the last days of the Nazi Elite. Most would feel revulsion, disgust and unfettered hatred towards some of man’s greatest monsters. But at various moments during Downfall you will feel yourself questioning why you feel empathy and sometimes sympathy towards those that are caught up in this ugly chaos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Such is the masterstroke that director Hirschbiegel weaves into this mesmerising and compelling drama. By allowing the audience to witness only the viewpoint of the Nazi’s and those German citizens caught up in the carnage, we are forced to question what our choices would have been during these dark days if we had been German rather than raised under the wings of the Allies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Granted the monsters are clearly depicted; from a spine chilling Dr. Joseph Goebbels (Matthes) and a somewhat unhinged Eva Braun (Kohler) to a hypnotic, visceral, haunting central performance from Ganz as Adolf Hitler. We are left with no questions that these people had evil in their hearts, but it is the sheer wilfulness and bloody minded purpose of their beliefs that leave the deepest chill. While in contradiction to the obvious evil we see our conceptions are tested through the eyes of the office staff that served the Fuehrer and the civilians left to suffer at the hands of Nazi Death Squads and the advancing Russian forces.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Downfall is a truly absorbing and moving history lesson. That serves to show that, while unforgivable for the atrocities that were carried out; we are provided a balanced and humane portrait of the desperate, unnerving yet strangely dignified last days of the Nazi power base and its bitter acceptance of its ultimate defeat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-111296759962565202?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/111296759962565202/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=111296759962565202' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/111296759962565202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/111296759962565202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2005/04/downfall-mam.html' title='Downfall (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-110173136801177355</id><published>2004-11-29T13:29:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-11-29T16:06:13.263Z</updated><title type='text'>The Manchurian Candidate (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001129/"&gt;Johnathan Demme&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002417/"&gt;Daniel Pyne&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000243/"&gt;Denzel Washington&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000658/"&gt;Meryl Streep&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000630/"&gt;Liev Shreiber&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0942482/"&gt;Jeffery Wright&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.manchuriancandidatemovie.com/whoisthemanchuriancandidate.html"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368008/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10042"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A retired soldier, Ben Marco (Washington) continues to have recurring nightmares of events that occurred while he and his platoon where undersiege during the Gulf War. Strangely these events tell a different version from what others deem as the 'offical' truth, where a fellow soldier, Raymond Shaw (Shreiber) saved the platoon during this attack. Shaw is now running for Vice President of the USA and as Marco's nightmares intensify, he begins an investigation to try to determine what actually occurred that night in Afghanistan and how this ties into Shaw's climb to the most powerful position in the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A sense of unease and discomfort surrounded the proposed remake of the 1962 Cold-War classic The Manchurian Candidate, not only was Hollywood rummaging in the remake barrel again but director Jonathan Demme’s previous outing was another remake – the ill received, commercial flop of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0270707/"&gt;The Truth About Charlie&lt;/a&gt;, a remake of the 1963 classic &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056923/"&gt;Charade&lt;/a&gt;. Things did not bode well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thankfully, our nerves are unfounded as Demme has crafted a nail-biting update that reflects all the salient points made in the original but shifts the focus away from the “Red Menace” too more prevalent fears and ills that plague the world at large today. Namely, the “supposed” threat of terrorism, the role of the multinational in the machinations of politics and the fear of control from outside forces.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Demme weaves an intricate story that echoes so many of the fears that the western world faces today and he knows how to turn the tension screws when required - skills that he hasn’t fully displayed with such aplomb since The Silence of the Lambs. By cleverly shrouding many characters motives in shadow, we are left to the pulse pounding final act to begin to realise the lengths, heights and depths that this grand conspiracy aspires to rise too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Washington provides yet another performance that clearly illustrates why he is one of the greatest actors of this generation. Whereas others, may have easily went the grandstanding route of histrionics, Washington wisely keeps a tight reign on his emotions. And with eyes, mild mannerisms and bottled paranoia he translates the desperation and fear of this struggling everyman that no amount of bellowing speeches and table thumping indignation could more effectively convey.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Coupled with the restrained, mesmerising performance from a highly underrated Schrieber, we have a master class in top drawer acting which only helps to heighten the tension and conflict your opinion as to where your loyalties should lie in this house of political mirrors.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Many will grumble and gripe about the necessity for another remake and like many; this may not be as engaging or regarded as the original. But when thrillers are made this slick and efficient with a modern-age spin on the timeless themes of conspiracy, manipulation and mind-control then maybe more people should approach such remakes with an open mind and remove their rose tinted glasses from their eyes before the credits roll.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-110173136801177355?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/110173136801177355/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=110173136801177355' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/110173136801177355'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/110173136801177355'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/11/manchurian-candidate-mam.html' title='The Manchurian Candidate (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-110173117611601985</id><published>2004-11-29T13:14:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-11-29T12:28:20.450Z</updated><title type='text'>Bad Santa (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0959062/"&gt;Terry Zwigoff&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0275629/"&gt;Glen Ficarra&lt;/a&gt; &amp; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0720135/"&gt;John Requa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000671/"&gt;Billy Bob Thornton&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0185272/"&gt;Tony Cox&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0962260/"&gt;Brett Kelly&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0334179/"&gt;Lauren Graham&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.badsantamovie.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307987/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10460"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A boozed out, miserable conman, Willie (Thornton) and his patient buddy, Marcus (Cox) pose every year as Santa and his little helper in order to rob different department stores. Willie promises to kick the bottle and do one last job to enable him to retire, but problems arise when he begins to befriend a troubled local kid (Kelly).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are those among us that loathe everything Christmas. There are those of us who despise the smarmy, cloying sentimentality of it all. If you are one of those types of “bah humbuggers”, well your prayers have at long last been answered in this wretched, despicable, humorous holiday cracker. If you seek your cinematic Christmas treats via &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038650/"&gt;It’s a Wonderful Life&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0039628/"&gt;Miracle on 34th Street&lt;/a&gt;, then please turn away from this festive firebrand, its very existence might colour your bright yuletide spirit to bitter black.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A film where the majority of the characters are devoid of heart, merit or decency might not sound like a delicious cocktail for laughs and mirth. But trust me; your belly will be bouncing like Old Saint Nick with the foul mouthed diatribes that spew forth like a winter blizzard from Willie’s hateful, spiteful gob.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Willie is a pathetic, drunken, wretch that you would cross a street to avoid but for some reason his misadventures engage and thoroughly entertain throughout. Surrounded by a clutch of shady, slimy “friends” we find little solace or comfort in this low life's ‘Merry’ band. While our only glimmer of hope stems from a tubby, bullied, mentally challenged, lost and abandoned child. So it’s easy to see that not many children’s wishes come true in this biting black comedy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The reason that this doesn’t mire itself to deeply in its own darkness lies in its punchy, pithy one liners and saccharine free screenplay which ensures that those standard feel good endings are retooled and reworked to allow just a chink of light through. This provides a ray of redemption for our characters but doesn’t cop out on the blackest of comedy we have stumbled through.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With a vicious streak right to the closing credits this is one Christmas Movie that won’t be happily playing alongside &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0016544/"&gt;The Wizard of Oz&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084701/"&gt;The Snowman&lt;/a&gt; on terrestrial TV for years to come. Shame really, as sometimes it’s nice to have something taste so bitter to dull the overtly sweet, smaltzy zest-fest of Christmas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-110173117611601985?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/110173117611601985/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=110173117611601985' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/110173117611601985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/110173117611601985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/11/bad-santa-mam.html' title='Bad Santa (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109958145972507900</id><published>2004-11-04T15:04:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-11-04T15:17:39.726Z</updated><title type='text'>OldBoy (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0661791/"&gt;Chan-woo Park&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1369364/"&gt;Jo-yun Hwang&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0158856/"&gt;Min-Sik Choi&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0949167/"&gt;Woo-jin Lee&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1367246/"&gt;Hye-jeong Kang&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1203041/"&gt;Dae-han Ji&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364569/"&gt;imdb &lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10308"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For no apparent reason, middle-aged family man Dae-Su (Choi) is kidnapped and held prisoner for 15 years.  On his surprise release he begins a quest for vengance to find out who imprisoned him and the reason why his captor has stole these 15 years from him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When will the general public stop wasting time and money queuing up for listless, lifeless American flavoured cinema and try a more tasty taste from the international movie menu.  As it appears that the most satisfying celluloid snacks are coming out of the Far East, with China and South Korea turning out frequent delights.  The latest contender is that of Chan-wook Park’s blistering, revenge thriller OldBoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s simple, chilling premise appears to be a straightforward quest for vengeance against a seemingly innocuous protagonist but as each new corner is turned we find our selves spiralling further and further down the rabbit hole alongside our hapless, wired, wild-haired ‘hero’.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With an absorbing central performance from Choi, we are kept as much in the dark as this unfortunate prisoner, and his confusion, loss and despair at being a pawn in someone else bitter, twisted game is almost palpable.  We feel his sufferance, torture and confusion through every scene and with a growing sense of dread we follow in his footsteps towards a gut wrenching, mind warping finale. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Similar in tone, style and cruelty as his previous outing - &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364569/"&gt;Sympathy for Mr Vengeance&lt;/a&gt; – director Park has an uncanny knack of tightening the tension screws on all his characters and his shell shocked audience.  His direction dances between voyeur, confidante, torturer and magician.  While he instils in his work a balance for an audience, who don’t know whether to run and hide from the twisted tales he weaves or to stand and gawp at the horror like ‘rubber neckers’ at a traffic accident.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once we wind our way through this broken house of mirrors and Dae-su meets his tormentor and nemesis and the grand plan is finally revealed, we are met with one of the most brilliant, brutal, malevolent unveilings in many a moon and if you aren’t squirming with the reveal then you must have a heart of stone or be as cold and callous as Dae-su’s captor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;5/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109958145972507900?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109958145972507900/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109958145972507900' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109958145972507900'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109958145972507900'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/11/oldboy-mam.html' title='OldBoy (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109871511019928031</id><published>2004-10-25T15:30:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-10-25T15:47:25.750+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Life and Death of Peter Sellers (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0394280/"&gt;Stephen Hopkins&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1321655/"&gt;Christopher Markus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001691/"&gt;Geoffrey Rush&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000234/"&gt;Charlize Theron&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001833/"&gt;Emily Watson&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001475/"&gt;John Lithgow&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.iconmovies.com.au/petersellers/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0352520/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10184"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A biopic covering the highlights, low points, triumphs, failures and turbulent private life and early death of one of Britain’s most vaunted, revered and loved comedians – Peter Sellers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At first glance, most people must have thought it was a typo or a media mistake when the director for The Life and Death of Peter Sellers was announced. Many thought they had printed the wrong name, surely they meant &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001752/"&gt;Steven Soderbergh&lt;/a&gt; or even &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000229/"&gt;Spielberg&lt;/a&gt;, not Stephen Hopkins - the director of below par blockbuster fair (&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100403/"&gt;Predator 2&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120738/"&gt;Lost In Space&lt;/a&gt; and TV’s &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285331/"&gt;24&lt;/a&gt;). Why was this action movie maker getting handed the reigns to a character study of one of comedies enigmas?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After the clarion calls of confusion had subsided next started the mud slinging and derisive damning of the whole project, from the supposed strange casting choices to certain corners of the Sellers family claiming that the whole “sorry exercise was a sickening farce”. Things weren’t looking too rosy in this cinematic &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078841/"&gt;Chance’s&lt;/a&gt; garden.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But it is with pleasant surprise and vindication that all involved have managed to create an enchanting, enthralling, mystical biopic that might not peel away all the layers of the comedy onion that was Sellers and get to his lost and confused core but does provide much illumination in all the shady corners of this conflicted, cold, comedic genius.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This enlightenment is achieved with a towering, mesmerising, multi-layered performance from the wonderful, lush Rush. Not only does he nail the wit, wisdom and razor-sharp timing of Sellers in his many career making roles but also provides human frailty to the ugliest sins of this childish, insecure, flawed man. While the wariness people had for Hopkins as director are easily diffused with some quirky, clever tricks and ingenious storytelling – key to which are when Rush inhabits both key figures and characters from Sellers life and career to portray different facets of his personality to communicate his failings, feelings and desires.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The episodic nature and disjointed narrative, which mars many a biopic, might prove to be too distracting for some tastes but on the whole this is a winning, arresting feature that provides much depth and colour to an enigmatic actor that was so much more than just that “bumbling French Detective chasing a colourful jewel thief”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109871511019928031?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109871511019928031/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109871511019928031' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109871511019928031'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109871511019928031'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/10/life-and-death-of-peter-sellers-mam.html' title='The Life and Death of Peter Sellers (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109818266453769993</id><published>2004-10-19T11:37:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-10-25T15:40:49.790+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0075666/"&gt;Joe Berlinger&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0802501/"&gt;Bruce Sinofsky&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0381723/"&gt;James Hetfield&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005515/"&gt;Lars Ulrich&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004987/"&gt;Kirk Hammett&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0734147/"&gt;Bob Rock&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.somekindofmonster.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; -&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387412/"&gt; imdb&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10307"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A documentary crew spends time with heavy metal band Metallica during the creation of their latest album – St Anger. But during the sessions the crew witness a band in crisis and close to breaking point. Will the Metal Gods be able to slay their inner demons and fractured friendships too continue their musical existence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The music of Metallica, love it or loathe it, is purely incidental when the true fascination lies in the machinations of watching a world-wide musical behemoth teeter and totter on the very brink of their metal extinction. Many claim this is an “amusing” slice of real-life &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088258/"&gt;Spinal Tap&lt;/a&gt; but it offers more than mere titters at grown men of metal seeking solace in shrinks, drinks and fraying friendship links.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This documentary not only shows the stresses and strains of trying to maintain, not only a professional working relationship but also that of a close knit musical family and the intricate process that goes into creating, nurturing and creating music. By doing so we are offered a raw, unflinching glimpse at all their flaws, insecurities and petty nitpicking which clearly buffs and scrapes off any sensational sheen that the allure of the “music biz” may promote.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That’s not too say that the movie is bereft of humour at the expense of men in their 40’s who seem to be taking it a tad too seriously - but then again if rock music made me a multi-millionaire maybe I would be totally focused on the craft of smelting metal anthems.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But you can’t fail to laugh at Ulrich’s tiresome fight with Napster or Hetfield’s terrible mode of rock ‘n’ roll transport. While the new unsung King of Comedy has to be Kirk Hammett, with his ever present bemused and bewildered expression and unaware comic timing he provides so many unintentional laughs throughout. Hammett is very much the lukewarm water to the blistering fiery fury of Ulrich and the caustic cold icy blast of Hetfield.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Containing an engaging mix of good humour, raw human emotion and moments of cringe inducing nausea – just squirm as the bands shrink fights to save his job or when ex-guitarist &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0615962/"&gt;Dave Mustaine&lt;/a&gt; brow beats Ulrich over his failed life since leaving Metallica – this documentary engages, educates and entertains in equal measure. No matter what your musical tastes, come the end, when the band prepare to take the stage you can’t fail to feel the palpable excitement, tension and hysteria of four grown men getting ready to rock the asses off of tens of thousands of screaming “metallers”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5 &lt;h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;h3&gt;&lt;h3&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109818266453769993?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109818266453769993/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109818266453769993' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109818266453769993'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109818266453769993'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/10/metallica-some-kind-of-monster-mam.html' title='Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109810552026740974</id><published>2004-10-18T14:04:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-10-18T14:19:42.473+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0175775/"&gt;Kerry Conran&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0175775/"&gt;Kerry Conran&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000179/"&gt;Jude Law&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000569/"&gt;Gwyneth Paltrow&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001401/"&gt;Angelina Jolie&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000610/"&gt;Giovanni Ribisi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.skycaptain.com/"&gt;offical &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0346156/"&gt;imdb &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/review.asp?FID=10188"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;New York in the 1930s is beseiged by Giant Robots and the call goes out for aid from Joe "Sky Captain" Sulivan (Law) who comes to the rescue. Once the city is safe, Joe teams up with newspaper reporter and old flame Polly Perkins (Paltrow) to unravel the mystery of the giant robots, disappearing scientists and the very fate of the free world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Many critics have sniped and sniffed at the clichéd, cheesy concept and execution of Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow but for some strange reason this reviewer found all those self same clichés and flaws gives it some kind of warm, winning whim some glow. Oh, don’t get me wrong, this is trite nonsense but it’s the kind of undemanding fluff and formula that if it catches you in the right mood might just spirit you off to its computer generated netherworld and immerse you it’s hokey knockabout adventures.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Think &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0161131/"&gt;Biggles&lt;/a&gt;, with a large slice of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0027623/"&gt;Flash Gordon&lt;/a&gt; and a sprinkling of &lt;a href="http://www.indianajones.com/"&gt;Indiana Jones&lt;/a&gt; and you will appreciate what type of circles this simplistic, sprightly sucker likes to run in. From its retro-hued visuals and engaging action set-pieces this has all the key ingredients to ignite the imagination of youngsters the length and breadth of the country and might even raise a wry grin from those of an age who should know better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The cast bring the correct balance of tongue in cheek bravado and straight acting too ensure that we buy into this comic-strip hokum without getting too serious or way too silly to sink this far-fetched but fun premise. With Law trading amicably on his matinee looks and his boyish charms to coast through and create an instantly likeable roguish hero that everyone wants to be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Granted, this is no masterpiece and has the depth of a dimple and is as satisfying as eating candyfloss but it’s a bounding, boisterous, bawdy romp that will entertain the nippers and bring a dumb smile to your face on a damp, dank, rainy Sunday afternoon and if that fails the sight of Jolie all in leather should make you stand to attention and salute the Sky Captain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109810552026740974?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109810552026740974/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109810552026740974' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109810552026740974'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109810552026740974'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/10/sky-captain-and-world-of-tomorrow-mam.html' title='Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109757885398894203</id><published>2004-10-12T11:53:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-10-25T15:42:00.236+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Layer Cake (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0891216/"&gt;Matthew Vaughn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1129753/"&gt;J.J. Connolly&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0185819/"&gt;Daniel Craig&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0186469/"&gt;Kenneth Cranham&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000538/"&gt;Colm Meaney&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002091/"&gt;Michael Gambon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.sonypictures.co.uk/movies/layercake/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0375912/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/review.asp?FID=10237"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A successful drug dealer (Craig) has made his money and is getting set to have early retirement and leave England for a new life. But before he can do so, his gangland protector, Jimmy (Cranham) gives him one more job to do, on the surface it appears a simple, quick job but as events unfold, the dealers’ life soon begins to get a whole lot more confusing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Something really strange must be going on, not one but two strong British films in the same month, how often does that occur? After the visceral fury of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419677/"&gt;Dead Man’s Shoes&lt;/a&gt; we are twice blessed with an absorbing, gritty, devious Brit crime thriller in the dodgy dealing shape of Layer Cake.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe the biggest surprise of this venture is not its ability to breathe some new life into the tired urban crime flick genre, or that the underrated and undervalued Daniel Craig gets too turn in a star making performance that should hopefully give him the worldwide recognition he deserves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No, the biggest the surprise is the assured, confident, breezy direction by Vaughn. For when first announced many shook their head and feared the worst from &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005363/"&gt;Guy Ritchie’s&lt;/a&gt; producer “mate” and thought he was going to make a turgid photocopy of Ritchie’s brash, brazen directing blueprint but thankfully Vaughn has found his own voice, his own pace and his own clever tricks and nuances to wow and win over an audience.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What we get with Layer Cake is a stylish, sleek, sassy crime-caper that bounces along with brutal, bloody, balls and an intricate narrative that keeps you constantly on your toes trying to follow the twist and turns of its shady multiple protagonists and pushes you right to the edge of your seat in its nerve fraying third act. As noted, Craig is beguiling but he is given superior support from an array of fine British thesps’, who know how to work their wares too full effect and shine to ensure that a wonderful ensemble is maintained throughout.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s not going to win awards or accolades but it surely gives another glimmer of hope that the British Film Industry can still churn out cunning entertainment and pulse pounding drama when it puts its time, passion and commitment in the right projects. And with Vaughn we have found a new cinematic voice that should be nurtured and encouraged to change hats from Producer to Director on a more frequent basis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109757885398894203?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109757885398894203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109757885398894203' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109757885398894203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109757885398894203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/10/layer-cake-mam.html' title='Layer Cake (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109750979057083259</id><published>2004-10-11T16:42:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-10-25T15:42:37.430+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Saw (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1490123/"&gt;James Wan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1490123/"&gt;James Wan&lt;/a&gt; &amp;amp; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1191481/"&gt;Leigh Whannell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000144/"&gt;Cary Elwes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000418/"&gt;Danny Glover&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1191481/"&gt;Leigh Whannell&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005321/"&gt;Monica Potter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.sawmovie.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387564/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10234"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Two men wake up and find themselves chained in a seedy basement with no knowledge of how they got their, with only each other and a corpse for company. So begins a psychological game for their freedom masterminded by their serial killer captor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thrillers are a dime a dozen in most multiplexes and it needs something twisted, clever and different to really break the mould and give it that breakout potential to claw its way above the massed murdered corpses of so many other sub-standard thriller flicks. Saw makes a gruesome, bloodied and valiant attempt to better itself from the more obvious mire but fails to reach the classic heights of say &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102926/"&gt;The Silence of the Lambs&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114369/"&gt;Se7en&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In trying to attain the same bleak, grubby grime clogged claustrophobia of the aforementioned classics, Saw feels like it’s taken some of its shocks, scenes and senses a little too literally from these benchmarks instead of letting its own bitter premise forge its own nasty path.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When it works best is when it focuses in upon its two main protagonists and their plight and struggle to try to overcome the unsettling situation they are forced into and also as their connections begin to unfurl, we view with sick glee, their distrust deepen and their judgement cloud as to whether to save each other or too save themselves. For within this intricate game of cat and mouse all the true answers lie to unravelling the mystery of why they have been imprisoned.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By veering our attentions away to the plight of the Doctor’s wife and child and the ensuing police hunt for the serial killer lessens the impact of the desperations felt by those directly at the mercy of the killer him/herself and distracts the viewers on too frequent a basis. Even though these side steps further muddy who are the heroes and who are the villains and keep adding more twists to the mix, it jars with the constant tightening of the screws of our two chained captors who captivate the audience’s attention.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As the movie races towards its denouncement things become fast and frantic and the audience have to race alongside those involved to keep abreast of all the twirls, mcguffins and hoodwinks that litter the last twenty minutes of the movie, but therein lies the perverse fun to be milked from this sordid little tale. With more twists than a multi-pack of Sainsbury’s Salt and Vinegar Twirls, Saw is a crude, lewd, gruesome, sinister sucker punch that will leave you talking for days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109750979057083259?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109750979057083259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109750979057083259' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109750979057083259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109750979057083259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/10/saw-mam.html' title='Saw (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109750112585914580</id><published>2004-10-11T14:13:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-10-25T15:44:39.833+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Hero (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0955443/"&gt;Yimou Zhang&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1104077/"&gt;Feng Li&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001472/"&gt;Jet Li&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0504897/"&gt;Tony Leung&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001041/"&gt;Maggie Cheung&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0955471/"&gt;Zhang Ziyi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.miramax.com/hero/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299977/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/review.asp?FID=10077"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In ancient China a nameless assassin (Li) visits the ruling Warlord ( &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0155203/"&gt;Daoming Chen&lt;/a&gt;) and tells him the story of how he has recently dispatched of three of the the Warlords greatest enemies. But as the tale unfolds all is not as clear cut as first appears.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How often does a cinematic event come along that literally takes one’s breath away, gets the blood pumping with tingling excitement, tugs the heartstrings and satisfies on nearly every level. Not very often and when they do come along, we should nurture, treasure and pray at the feet of the celluloid gods for their very creation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After the Rings Trilogy it was felt that it would be a long day until something with such emotion, spectacle and beauty would encapsulate the imagination and heart once again but thankfully it has only been a few months and another grandiose masterpiece has hit the multiplex.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hero, for some strange reason held back by studios for two years, is exactly what cinema is made for, to present an engaging story married with stunning visuals and performances to weave a rich tapestry to heighten the senses, tickle your fancies and make you smile and drool like a soft idiot for nigh on two hours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its narrative is the key ingredient for enabling some spellbinding magic and clever tricks to be pulled, for avoiding a straight story the twists and turns make it more &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190332/"&gt;Crouching Tiger&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114814/"&gt;Usual Suspects&lt;/a&gt; rather than a simple Kung-Fu mash up. By telling the tale from different viewpoints and angles the audience is treated to sumptuous spectacle and phenomenal photography from DP &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0236313/"&gt;Christopher Doyle&lt;/a&gt; who codes each tale with a distinct colour scheme which literally washes the audience in dazzling colours and kinetic whirl-wind set pieces to set the mood, pace and spectacle of every frame.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The visuals are evenly matched with a stellar cast that not only excel at the physical spell-binding, jaw dropping fight sequences but bring great heart, emotion and gravitas to the rich, detailed characters that they portray and who would have thought that this reviewer would ever say that Jet Li stars in one of the best films of the past five years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lavish, lush and dynamic cinema that will be hard pushed to be surpassed this year by any other feature and drenches the appetite for Zhang’s next supposedly better movie &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385004/"&gt;The House of Flying Daggers&lt;/a&gt;. Drop what your doing, dog off work or get out of your lazy bed and glide to your nearest theatre and get immersed in the dynamite pyrotechnics and photogenic majesty of Hero.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;5/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109750112585914580?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109750112585914580/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109750112585914580' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109750112585914580'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109750112585914580'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/10/hero-mam.html' title='Hero (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109715889423971613</id><published>2004-10-07T15:10:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-10-07T15:26:34.510+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Dead Man's Shoes (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0575079/"&gt;Shane Meadows&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0575079/"&gt;Shane Meadows&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0175916/"&gt;Paddy Considine&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0175916/"&gt;Paddy Considine&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0834282/"&gt;Gary Stretch&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1527905/"&gt;Toby Kebbell&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1675440/"&gt;Paul Sadot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419677/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10300"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ex-Solider Richard (Considine) returns to his hometown to reek revenge upon the group of low level drug dealers and hard men that tormented and tortured his younger brother, Anthony (Kebbell).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Without much doubt Paddy Considine continues to cement his reputation as the finest British actor in cinema at present, nay it could even be in the world. For in his latest role in Shane Meadow’s bleak, brutal revenge thriller Dead Man’s Shoes he again blazes across the screen and burns his very presence into our synapses. Not by using the verbal vitriol of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000199/"&gt;Pacino&lt;/a&gt; or the brooding contained energy of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000134/"&gt;De Niro&lt;/a&gt;, he merely achieves menace, dominance and power with limited dialogue, a twitch of the head or a gesture with his hands to strike terror into the souls of both those he seeks vengeance upon and the frightened, cowering audience who witness this life-like cinematic monster.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meadow’s cleverly keeps everything mired in reality, with a fresh inexperienced cast who bite and banter in unscripted, natural dialogue which only heightens the confusion, fear and ugliness of their unfortunate predicament and the sense of the “big men” brought to bare for the cruelty they inflict on others. While maintaining a fine balance of who the audience should be siding with, for at times we feel the fire and fury of Richard and his just quest for revenge but also the hopelessness and fear of those being hunted and there lack of comprehension or understanding as to why they must suffer in such a cruel manner.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With gritty visuals, dingy locations and dead-end realism Meadow’s creates an atmospheric horror show that shames the usual dull, derivative horror formula that is applied time and time again by our idea limited Hollywood masters.  Imagine if &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005139/"&gt;Mike Leigh&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0516360/"&gt;Ken Loach&lt;/a&gt; had the wherewithal to write and direct a horror flick, chances are it would resemble this lithe, little, mini-masterpiece.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;5/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109715889423971613?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109715889423971613/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109715889423971613' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109715889423971613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109715889423971613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/10/dead-mans-shoes-mam.html' title='Dead Man&apos;s Shoes (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109646604764234174</id><published>2004-09-29T14:42:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-09-29T14:54:07.643+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Ae Fond Kiss (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0516360/"&gt;Ken Loach&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0491956/"&gt;Paul Laverty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0083795/"&gt;Eva Birthistle&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1460618/"&gt;Atta Yaqub&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1566336/"&gt;Shamshad Akhtar&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1566345/"&gt;Ghizala Avan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.aefondkissthemovie.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0380366/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10232"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Religious, social and family unrest surfaces when a young Asian man(Yaqub) falls in love with a Catholic School Teacher (Birthistle) in Glasgow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ae Fond Kiss is the final entry into Ken Loach’s loosely titled “Glasgow Trilogy” – preceded by &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151691/"&gt;My Name is Joe&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313670/"&gt;Sweet Sixteen&lt;/a&gt; - and aside from some niggling flaws and faults this bitter-sweet tale of inter-racial love is a minor winner. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Loach and screenwriter Laverty attempt to straddle all sides of the religious and racial divides by considering not only the feelings of the two lovers caught in the middle but also the emotions, convictions and beliefs of families and establishments that either can’t comprehend their love or wish to tear it asunder.  It is a difficult balance to maintain but for the whole director, screenwriter and cast convey and convince their arguments with great feeling and emotion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like Loach’s previous outings he tends to promote raw, rough and realistic performances from his mostly freshman cast and aside from some ropey and unrefined turns, the cast capture the naturalistic approach that Loach favours.  Newcomer Birthistle provides the most rounded and accomplished performance and an audience can’t fail to empathise with the strength and determination to be allowed to love who she desires, irrespective of colour, religion or social standing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thankfully, the film does not mire itself in grey; grimy grimness and distressing misery for its running time, for scenes are constantly peppered with caustic Glasgow humour to deflate and defuse the growing heartache and family tensions and illustrate the beauty of love and the necessity for laughter in life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ae Fond Kiss, while a simple tale, sheds light on so many ills that plague this country and attempts to illuminate the richness of all cultures and creeds without soap-box sermonising and clichéd criticism to create a wonderful, romantic life lesson and any film that can boast a grand scene-stealing performance from Gerard Kelly must be a worthy testament to the talent involved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109646604764234174?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109646604764234174/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109646604764234174' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109646604764234174'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109646604764234174'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/09/ae-fond-kiss-mam.html' title='Ae Fond Kiss (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109637976124004067</id><published>2004-09-28T14:42:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-09-28T15:03:41.463+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Open Water (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0448900/"&gt;Chris Kentis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0448900/"&gt;Chris Kentis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0752436/"&gt;Blanchard Ryan&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1047403/"&gt;Daniel Travis&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0825627/"&gt;Saul Stein&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.openwatermovie.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374102/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10280"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stressed out workers, Susan (Ryan) and Daniel (Travis) plan a much needed vacation and indulge in a spot of Scuba Diving, but once they surface they find out that due to a mistake the boat has left them stranded miles out to sea with only each other and some peckish sharks for company.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For some strange reason it feels like the “Based on True Events” tag attached to Open Water is purely their to excuse the general mendacity and boredom that swallows this stretched premise. For if this were a fictional screenplay it would have been infused with much more character, scares and excitement to tighten the screws on our water bound protagonists, rather than the lacklustre TV-movie-of-the-week pseudo-documentary tat that is being passed off as nail-biting cinema.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Granted, the waterlogged feature does manage to pull off a couple of adequate scares from its slim but yet bloated running time – when the sharks first surface and a stormy night at sea – but too much time is spent introducing the two leads in a series of unnecessary scene setters. What the director believes is character development, appears to be more akin to two rich people bleating on about their hard working lives, a redundant sex scene purely to show the shapely assets of the female lead and numerous long shots of our couple walking hand-in-hand like a DV advert for Sandals Holiday Resort rather than the set-up for the scuba shenanigans we all paid to hopefully witness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even after the meandering, leisurely opening, we still live in hope, that once they are left at sea then we will be treated to some thrills, chills and ocean ills but we are faced with our ‘heroes’ bobbing up and down for an hour and making us feel as nauseous as they are with only the odd zip and flash of fin to relieve the aquatic tedium. While touted by some critics as &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185937/"&gt;Blair Witch&lt;/a&gt; meets &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073195/"&gt;Jaws&lt;/a&gt; but much more akin to &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0229260/"&gt;Blair Witch: Book of Souls&lt;/a&gt; meets &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093300/"&gt;Jaws the Revenge&lt;/a&gt;. A failing, flailing, floundering fishy failure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;2/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109637976124004067?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109637976124004067/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109637976124004067' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109637976124004067'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109637976124004067'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/09/open-water-mam.html' title='Open Water (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109602650745304570</id><published>2004-09-24T13:38:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-09-24T12:58:43.753+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy(MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0570912/"&gt;Adam McKay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/"&gt;Will Ferrell&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0570912/"&gt;Adam McKay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/"&gt;Will Ferrell&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000775/"&gt;Christina Applegate&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0748620/"&gt;Paul Rudd&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0136797/"&gt;Steve Carell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.anchorman-themovie.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10028"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;News Anchorman Ron Burgundy (Ferrell) and his band of Newscasters are the top dogs in their San Diego Station, that is until feisty young journalist Veronica Corningstone (Applegate) arrives with her sights firmly set on becoming the first Anchorwoman and ending their 1970's sexist regime.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For years the Yanks have been appreciating the comedy genius generated by Will Ferrell via &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072562/"&gt;Saturday Night Live&lt;/a&gt;, while we Brits are only just getting to love the full taste and flavour of his laughter lasagne. We have had refreshing appetisers with small roles in &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0196229/"&gt;Zoolander&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0302886/"&gt;Old School&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0335438/"&gt;Starsky and Hutch&lt;/a&gt;, then a delightful starter in the form of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319343/"&gt;Elf&lt;/a&gt; and now we reach his hearty main course with the rump steak romp of Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For usually the best comedies are those with the simplest and barest of plot, with all attention and effort focused on mining the slight premise for as much comedy gold as the talent can find and Anchorman is no exception. Yes, it ticks and tickles all the standard 70’s comedy benchmarks (bad suits, grand facial hair, and sexual politics) and then just runs rampant and lets its wonderful cast just bounce and banter with each other too hilarious effect.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ferrell’s Burgundy is a crass, yet loveable mix of &lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/"&gt;Alan Partridge&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000608/"&gt;Burt Reynolds&lt;/a&gt; (or should I say Turd Ferguson). Amply supported by a rich, amusing supporting cast (Rudd’s ‘Tache alone is a joke in itself) that milks every comedy teat till it is barren. While, thankfully the “token” female of the cast, Applegate gets too share in the delicious comedy spoils along with her larger than life sexist stereotype alpha-males. The trump card of this delightful deck is a blistering turn from Carell as Brick Tamland who threatens to steal the whole kit and caboodle from under all those involved everytime he utters another idiotic inanity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So if the working week has worn you out and you need your happiness energised, and your laughter gear serviced, then forget watching tired trite like Will and Grace and Friends re-runs of re-runs and drag your sorry behind to the multiplex and demand tickets for the mirth fest of Anchorman, and demand them now and if you don’t enjoy it, hell then my name isn’t Tits McGee.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109602650745304570?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109602650745304570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109602650745304570' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109602650745304570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109602650745304570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/09/anchorman-legend-of-ron-burgundymam.html' title='Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy(MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109593780342303832</id><published>2004-09-23T11:51:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-09-23T12:10:03.423+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Envy (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001469/"&gt;Barry Levinson&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0011376/"&gt;Steve Adams&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/"&gt;Ben Stiller&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0085312/"&gt;Jack Black&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001838/"&gt;Rachel Weisz&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000686/"&gt;Christopher Walken&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.dreamworks.com/envy/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0326856/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt;  empire&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best friends Tim (Stiller) and Nick (Black) live a dull normal existence until Nick discovers an invention that rids the world of the problem of dog doo and makes himself a millionaire. Slowly Tim's jealousy starts to destroy not his relationship with Nick but with his wife, family and work colleagues and in turn Tim vows vengeance on his one-time friend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Stiller Monopoly of 2004 continues with yet another comedy, where Stiller plays the same character he has played twice already this year (&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343135/"&gt;Along Came Polly&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266489/"&gt;Our House&lt;/a&gt;) to mild comedic effect and limited amusement. But where the real problem sadly lies with Envy is both its tired, hackneyed execution and a grating, dare we say, irritating performance from comedy stalwart Jack Black.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not once in his numerous cinema ventures has Mr Black gave me cause for discomfort or unease, he is usually the guy that steals the show (&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146882/"&gt;High Fidelity&lt;/a&gt;) or ensures that annoying brats don’t derail the comedy (&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332379/"&gt;School of Rock&lt;/a&gt;) but in this muddle it feels like we are watching a different animal. His buffoonery seems forced, irksome and lame and Envy’s idea of clever Jack Black comedy is to have him dress in garish, loud unfunny outfits and shout his mostly unfunny lines at the top of his lungs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The saving grace of this venture is an amusing grandstanding performance from Walken as the J-Man, who seeks to rectify Stiller’s ills and assist in plotting his revenge against his well-to-do friend. Walken plays with his usual broad strokes and mannered ticks and by doing so invites most of the major laughs in this otherwise trite and mirthless movie. The usually engaging Weisz is left with the undemanding and unnecessary role of Stiller’s wife and basically spends most of the movie moaning at Stiller or blending seamlessly into the bland, banal, boring background of this directionless misfire.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The basic premise of the movie revolves around Black’s character creating a spray that can evaporate excrement, maybe the cast and crew should now be working on inventing a spray to erase this lifeless shite from my tired cranium. For the only Envy I incurred while watching this rudderless comedy was the envy towards those in other cinema screens watching something a lot more interesting and entertaining than this disappointment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;2/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109593780342303832?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109593780342303832/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109593780342303832' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109593780342303832'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109593780342303832'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/09/envy-mam.html' title='Envy (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109584437699533894</id><published>2004-09-22T10:01:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-09-22T11:24:46.676+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Super Size Me (TG)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1041597/" target="_blank"&gt;Morgan Spurlock&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1041597/" target="_blank"&gt;Morgan Spurlock&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1041597/" target="_blank"&gt;Morgan Spurlock&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.supersizeme.com" target="_blank"&gt;official&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390521/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10277" target="_blank"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/supersize_me.html" target="_blank"&gt;trailer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We all know that too much fast food is bad for your health. But just &lt;em&gt;how&lt;/em&gt; bad is it? Filmmaker Morgan Spurlock decides that he'll eat nothing but McDonalds (the largest fast food chain in the world) for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 30 days. Yes, thirty. Count 'em. Spurlock recruits the help of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1655727/" target="_blank"&gt;three&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1549745/" target="_blank"&gt;separate&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1659213/" target="_blank"&gt;doctors&lt;/a&gt; and a &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1653498/" target="_blank"&gt;nutritionist&lt;/a&gt; to check his health before and during the experiment. The results are shocking...but even more than you'd expect. Shocking to the point where the doctors involved, his family and his (vegan) girlfriend, Alex, fear for his health both in the short and long term.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This isn't a straightforward "McDonalds Sucks" documentary. Spurlock examines more than just the fat, sugar and calorie content of the menu. He looks at how McDonalds and other global food companies market and promote their food, how modern society wants everything in BIGGER portions and how lobbyists ensure that the government protects these corporations. The film is peppered with lots of facts about fattest cities, pressure groups, campaigners and personal accounts. Anyone who has visited the United States will know that portions are HUGE. But when a French tourist in New York explains that the large drink size in France is the same as the small in the US - she isn't exaggerating. I've put less petrol in my car on occasions than some of these people drink with their lunch! One couple featured in the film admitted to consuming around 52 LITRES of soda in a week. Segments like this in the film are likely - not to scare you - but just to leave you in complete amazement. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are so many other avenues that could have been explored with this film - more detail about how the marketing is targeted at kids and lower income families, the quality of the produce used in McDonalds products, the animal rights issues that are part and parcel of a fast food operation and much more. However, to keep the film at a healthy running time, it's understandable that these would be sacrificed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A highly entertaining, shocking and eye-opening film.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note: For anyone wanting more information on a similar theme, I can recommend two books that may be of interest. &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0141006870/" target="_blank"&gt;Fast Food Nation&lt;/a&gt; by Eric Schlosser and &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0141015667/" target="_blank"&gt;Not On The Label&lt;/a&gt; by Felicity Lawrence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109584437699533894?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390521/' title='Super Size Me (TG)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109584437699533894/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109584437699533894' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109584437699533894'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109584437699533894'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/09/super-size-me-tg.html' title='Super Size Me (TG)'/><author><name>Tee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109584369263480162</id><published>2004-09-22T09:40:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-09-22T11:39:02.706+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Collateral (TG)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000520/" target="_blank"&gt;Michael Mann&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0064181/" target="_blank"&gt;Stuart Beattie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/" target="_blank"&gt;Tom Cruise&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004937/" target="_blank"&gt;Jamie Foxx&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0749263/" target="_blank"&gt;Mark Ruffalo&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000586/" target="_blank"&gt;Jada Pinkett Smith&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collateral-themovie.com" target="_blank"&gt;official&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369339/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=9839" target="_blank"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/dreamworks/collateral/" target="_blank"&gt;trailer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Collateral tells the story of an unlikely - and unwelcome - partnership between Vincent (Cruise) and Max (Foxx). Vincent is an assassin who has 5 hits to make in one night before jetting back out of LA in the morning. Max is an average Joe taxi driver - with hopes of one day owning his own limo company - going about his nightshift. When a body lands on his roof, Max soon realises that he's agreed to be more than just a chauffeur for the night and finds himself fighting for his life while trying to limit the havoc that Vincent can wreak. Throw in a love interest, a good cop, an inept fed and a criminal awaiting a trial and you have a complete Michael Mann thriller.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The main complaint that I've read surrounding Collateral is that it's just "too unbelievable" to think that a hired hit man would travel about his business in a cab. Well, personally, I think that's irrelevant as the point is answered in the plot and dialogue. What we have here is a slow burning action film that doesn't have too much action. It has just the right amount of character building, action, drama and suspense. The film builds into a fantastically tense climax that will have you on the edge of your seat. Cruise plays his character very well and only the blinkered would still say that he's not one of our great actors. (Surely, it can't be long until he gets his much sought-after &lt;a href="http://www.oscar.com" target="_blank"&gt;Oscar&lt;/a&gt;?) However, in this film, he is not the standout performer. Foxx is convincing as the hard working cabbie whose life seems to fall apart over the space of one night. Add to this another great supporting role for &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0749263/" target="_blank"&gt;Mark Ruffalo&lt;/a&gt; as the cop on the tail of the twosome. Again cementing his status as one of our great character actors. One minor complaint is that due to the short (in Michael Mann’s terms) two hour running time of the film, some of the characters and sub-plots are left slightly sparse. Admittedly, if a two hour film can leave you wishing it was longer, you know it’s doing something right. The visuals, especially in the opening scenes of LA at night, are stunning. All in all, a very good film.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109584369263480162?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369339/' title='Collateral (TG)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109584369263480162/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109584369263480162' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109584369263480162'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109584369263480162'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/09/collateral-tg.html' title='Collateral (TG)'/><author><name>Tee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109567960327911963</id><published>2004-09-20T13:17:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-09-20T12:26:43.280+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Terminal (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000229/"&gt;Steven Spielberg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0629272/"&gt;Andrew Nicol&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000158/"&gt;Tom Hanks&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001876/"&gt;Catherine Zeta-Jones&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001804/"&gt;Stanley Tucci&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0564277/"&gt;Chi McBride&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.theterminal-themovie.com/"&gt;offical &lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362227/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/review.asp?FID=10036"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Victor Navorski (Hanks) arrives in JFK airport to find out that during his flight his East European country has suffered a military coup and is no longer recognised by the rest of the world.  His passport is seized and he is forced to live in the airport Terminal until the situation can be resolved.  While there he strikes up an unlikely romance with “flighty” air-steward (Zeta-Jones) and continues to irk the rules and routines of the airport’s Homeland Security Chief (Tucci) as he tries to find the means to enable himself to visit New York City.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When two giants of modern cinema team up for another bout of filmic fun you hope and expect something special to be crafted between two such important talents.  But let’s face it, The Terminal is a below par entry on both Hanks and Spielberg’s glowing cinematic CV’s.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s by no means a disaster of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102057/"&gt;Hook&lt;/a&gt; proportions but it fails to sparkle, ignite or engage beyond its limited narrative and cast.  We have seen much better from both of these two talents on numerous occasions and perhaps this sense of disappointment clouds the overall enjoyment of a pleasingly passable movie.  Hanks is amusing and convincing in equal measure but the surrounding cast, bar a wonderful Tucci, are giving short shrift and very little to do with their sketchy, transparent characters. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Spielberg also struggles with the nuances of a convincing romance and fails to master the formula which makes for great on-screen chemistry.  Zeta-Jones appears too distant and disinterested to even consider any form of relationship with Hanks weary, shabby no-mans land, nobody.  For at times the romance feels contrived and forced and tends to undermine the much more exciting and prickly relationship that exists between Hanks and Tucci.  For whenever Tucci is onscreen the movie springs to life and provides most of the funny, moving and magical moments that keep this overlong flimsy premise airborne.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like in &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162222/"&gt;Cast Away&lt;/a&gt;, Hanks also manages to keep us interested and invested in his story and character with little development or dialogue, which is again a glowing testament to his skill and depth as a performer, that he can achieve so much attention and focus from an audience with so little to work from.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Terminal itself is, purpose built for the shoot, is the other character that shines in this production.  Spielberg catches the rush, adrenalin and feeling of reunion and dislocation of being stuck in an airport Terminal with great veracity, with his camera zipping and zooming around this consumers playground with great abandon and technical wizardry.  If only the kinetics of the camera could have translated into a more absorbing, exciting and involving screenplay he would have had another winner on his hands similar in tone, pace and style to &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264464/"&gt;Catch Me If You Can&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With flashes of brilliance and inspiration from Hanks, Tucci and Spielberg they thankfully muster the magic to keep this slight situation aloft.  But with its overlong running time, bland romance and lack of emotional depth you too will begin to feel like a frequent flyer trapped in a holding pattern just waiting for your chance to land, get in The Terminal and back out to the real world as soon as you pick up your bags and make it through Passport Control.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109567960327911963?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109567960327911963/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109567960327911963' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109567960327911963'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109567960327911963'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/09/terminal-mam.html' title='The Terminal (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109533049171411183</id><published>2004-09-16T11:19:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-09-16T11:28:11.713+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (MAM)</title><content type='html'> Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1098493/"&gt;Rawson Marshall Thurber&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1098493/"&gt;Rawson Marshall Thurber&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000681/"&gt;Vince Vaughn&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/"&gt;Ben Stiller&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0852132/"&gt;Christine Taylor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001800/"&gt;Rip Torn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.dodgeballmovie.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364725/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10075"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Peter La Fleur (Vaughn) is struggling to keep his local gym afloat, creditors are closing in and the bank are going to reclaim his premises.  Desperate times call for desperate measures and Peter and his gym buddies decide to enter the Vegas Dodgeball Championship, with a cash prize that will resolve Peter’s financial worries.  Meanwhile, Globo Gym owner, White Goodman (Stiller) wants Peter’s gym for himself and decides that he will enter his own Dodgeball team in a bid to thwart Peter’s plans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For all its hi-jinks and hilarity the one nagging question that seems to cloud the overall enjoyment of Dodgeball is how long can the public tolerate the continued presence of  Ben Stiller in nearly every second comedy movie that comes out.  At last count Stiller has appeared in six comedies already this year (ranging in comedy quality), and with &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0290002/"&gt;Meet the Fockers&lt;/a&gt; just around the corner have we hit Stiller Saturation Point TM or will the public continue to lap up and love his dour put-upon everyman persona that has served him so well for the past few years. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aside from that minor itch it’s safe to say that Dodgeball is clearly designed to give all those that view its humorous antics a simplistic but furiously funny night at the movies.  Director Thurber wisely decides to run the whole comedy gamut and assures that no comedy crevice is left unexplored and all ticklesome tastes are catered for.  Whether it’s gross out gaffs, physical pratfalls, wicked one-liners or vile yet delicious sight gags then there should be at least a handful of laughs for all pleasurable palates.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For all my mumps and slight misgivings about Mr Stiller’s over exposure, it can’t be denied that the creation of Dodgeball’s White Goodman is a work of slimy, greasy greatness on Stiller’s part.  For he is truly a pathetic chump of a man and we are only too glad to see this ego destroyed by the laconic lampooning of Vaughn’s character in true Hollywood style.  While Vaughn has taken the persona of a young &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/"&gt;Bill Murray&lt;/a&gt; and with Dodgeball, continues to hone his craft of not doing very much but being loveable, lackadaisical and funny in equal measure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It might not be art and it won’t be on many critics’ top ten lists of 2004 but if you are seeking a pleasant and amusing diversion at the multiplex then please grab a bunch of buddies, get a huge soft drink and the cheesiest of cheesy nacho’s and strap yourself in for a comedic bludgeoning from the best “sports” related movie since &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/"&gt;Caddyshack&lt;/a&gt;.  If you aren’t laughing when you hear “Thank you &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/"&gt;Chuck Norris&lt;/a&gt;” then you must be dead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109533049171411183?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109533049171411183/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109533049171411183' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109533049171411183'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109533049171411183'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/09/dodgeball-true-underdog-story-mam.html' title='Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109517589470471402</id><published>2004-09-14T16:24:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-09-15T10:41:28.240+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Alamo (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0359387/"&gt;John Lee Hancock&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0300866/"&gt;Stephen Gaghan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000598/"&gt;Dennis Quaid&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000671/"&gt;Billy Bob Thornton&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000574/"&gt;Jason Patric&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0933940/"&gt;Patrick Wilson&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://alamo.movies.go.com/intro.html"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318974/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10291"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Texas 1836, a small band of American soldiers and settlers led by William Travis (Wilson), Jim Bowie (Patric) and Davy Crockett (Thornton) make a desperate defence against the large Mexican army led by Santa Anna (&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0248408/"&gt;Emilio Echevarria&lt;/a&gt;) to hold onto the Alamo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most other reviews decry what would The Alamo have been if &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000165/"&gt;Ron Howard&lt;/a&gt; had got to make his vision without studio interference and to keep intact his dream cast (&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000128/"&gt;Crowe&lt;/a&gt;, Thornton, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000160/"&gt;Hawke&lt;/a&gt; &amp;amp; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001557/"&gt;Mortensen&lt;/a&gt;) and not the supposedly ham-fisted, plodding spectacle that replacement director (Hancock) has churned out. It might not be popular but the version of the Alamo we do actually get to see might not be the proposed Oscar triumph people believed but both director and alternative cast provide an absorbing, moving and tragic two hours of worthwhile cinema.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The one remnant from Howard’s production is also by far the stand out in this version. Billy Bob Thornton’s Davy Crockett is a fine balance of grandstanding myth making and tempered, troubled everyman facing insurmountable odds. Injecting much needed gallows humour into the lives of the doomed few who decide to make their last stand against the Mexican army and nursing and lifting shattered spirits in times of crisis. Thornton commands ever scene he is in and paints a rich portrait of the man Davy Crockett and not just the legend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sadly some of the other cast members are mere shadows in comparison to the hypnotic Thornton, with Wilson’s William Travis being too lightly sketched too really register with the audience and Patric’s role is relegated too the confines of a sick bed when the real fire works kick off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Too many the pace of the movie maybe too slow and ponderous too enjoy but by taking its time and setting up the politics, situation and also giving a balanced view of the Mexican’s prospective against the American’s lends great weight, pathos and emotion to the final battle when it finally arrives. When the Mexican troops make their final move, the sense of hopelessness is almost palpable and it takes a strong individual not to be moved by the final valiant last stand that these few hundred men make against an army of thousands.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By no means a cinematic masterpiece but a worthy effort by all involved and amply assisted by yet another stand-out performance by Thornton. I’m sure this version of The Alamo will pass many by, but for some reason it touched and made a mark on me and I for one will remember this Alamo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109517589470471402?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109517589470471402/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109517589470471402' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109517589470471402'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109517589470471402'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/09/alamo-mam.html' title='The Alamo (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109509238595128924</id><published>2004-09-13T17:09:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-09-13T17:19:45.953+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Hellboy (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0868219/"&gt;Guillermo del Toro&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0868219/"&gt;Guillermo del Toro&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0586005/"&gt;Mike Mignola&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000579/"&gt;Ron Perlman&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004757/"&gt;Selma Blair&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000457/"&gt;John Hurt&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1140344/"&gt;Rupert Evans&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links:  &lt;a href="http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/hellboy/hellsite/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167190/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=9788"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1945, a remote Scottish Island and the Nazi’s are attempting to summon a demon to aid them in a desperate attempt to sway the course of the war.  US Troops intervene and rescue the young demon.  Named Hellboy (Perlman), he is adopted by Professor Broom (Hurt) head of the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defence.  Years pass and Hellboy is the good guys best weapon against all forms of evil and his biggest challenge is just beginning when he has to face and fight the mad monk Rasputin (&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0734558/"&gt;Karel Roden&lt;/a&gt;), who is hell bent on destroying the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can only imagine the studio pitch for Hellboy to the Suits in their plush Hollywood Offices – it’s a comic book adaptation of a little known Dark Horse comic that deals with the a bright red wisecracking demon, with stunted horns, big rock hand and swishing tail that works for the US Government and defends our freedoms and liberties from the Nazi’s and all forms of evil – prior to the big buck bonanzas of X-Men and Spider Man any respecting screenwriter would have been quickly ejected from the opulent surrounds and asked to stop self medicating and seek some form of counselling. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But since these cads only see the almighty dollar they must have heard the words “comic book adaptation” and forgot about all the twisted, weird stuff that goes with the world of Hellboy.  Let’s face it the exec’s are turning way too many rich comic book creations into piss poor cinematic fodder – hide your face Catwoman, hey you can’t see us Daredevil but we witnessed the “cackfest” you forced on our scorched retina’s.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thankfully Hellboy arrives at our cinema screens virtually intact, wrapped up in all its off kilter, bizarre bombast.  For what we have here is a 13 year old boy’s movie heaven.  Big monsters fighting bigger monsters with big guns in a Saturday matinee world but handled with care, compassion and quick witted veracity to please all ages.  Think Indy meets the X-Men, mixed up with the mirth and spooks of Ghostbusters and that’s the kind of lethal concoction that director del Toro has managed to pull off in this diverting crowd pleaser. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That’s not too say that Hellboy is not without its flaws – a thinly sketched, not evil enough Evil Villain for Hellboy to really smack-down with, a bloated running time (there is a fantastic 4 star 90 minute movie in there and not the overlong 2 hour indulgence that we are given) and an unnecessary big dumb monster finale occurs when the real meat and potatoes of the movie finished 5 minutes before that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But complaints aside the character of Hellboy more than covers up any cracks that are on show on this demonic wallpaper.  Del Toro was right to stick to his “big” guns and ensure that he got the Hellboy he always desired and Perlman just lives, breathes and owns the titular character.  Bringing not only real strength and presence to the role but great wit, humour and emotion that enables the audience to see beyond the big red visage and see the heart of the man he wishes he could be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Granted their has been more complete and more balanced superhero adaptation’s in recent years but for all its faults Hellboy is a worthy member of the pantheon of the rocking and rollicking good time comic book blockbusters that have graced the silver screen this past few years.  As long as you can swallow talking fish men, wind-up Nazi assassins, dimensional gateway monsters and big red un-horny devils then you will be cosy in these pits of Hell, if not keep walking, the new Kate Hudson rom-com will be along soon for those that like to live their dull cinematic lives in first gear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109509238595128924?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109509238595128924/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109509238595128924' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109509238595128924'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109509238595128924'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/09/hellboy-mam.html' title='Hellboy (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109473885476212285</id><published>2004-09-09T14:52:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-09-09T16:04:29.170+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Motorcycle Diaries (TG)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0758574/" target="_blank"&gt;Walter Salles&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0346466/" target="_blank"&gt;Che Guevara&lt;/a&gt; (book), &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1424928/" target="_blank"&gt;Alberto Granado&lt;/a&gt; (book), &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1433580/" target="_blank"&gt;Jose Rivera&lt;/a&gt; (screenplay)&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0305558/" target="_blank"&gt;Gael Garcia Bernal&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0209404/" target="_blank"&gt;Rodrigo De la Serna&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0157039/" target="_blank"&gt;Jorge Chiarella&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.motorcyclediaries.net/" target="_blank"&gt;official&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318462/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10204" target="_blank"&gt;empireonline&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/focus_features/the_motorcycle_diaries.html" target="_blank"&gt;trailer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Motorcycle Diaries is based on a combination of two books, although you'd be forgiven for thinking this was merely the memoirs of one man. In addition to Ernesto Guevara's diary, Alberto Granado's writings of the trip contribute to the story. Anyone thinking that they're going to see a movie that gives the life and works of Che Guevara should be warned that this movie (like the books it is based on) doesn't cover any real political happenings in his life. These are the early days when a couple of young Argentinians - Ernesto (Garcia Bernal) and Alberto (De la Serna) - in their final years of study in medicine - decide to undertake a long-planned road trip of south America. Their aim - to discover the continent while having as much fun as possible in doing so. And as the books and movie testify - they did a hell of a good job! They see the best the continent has to offer: great hospitality, tremendous spirit and friendliness. They also see the worst: terrible poverty, illness and the industrialisation of a once beautiful land.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Having read both books, I was excited when I heard that &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000602/" target="_blank"&gt;Robert Redford&lt;/a&gt; was helping produce a movie based on them. This film lives up to my expectations of what I thought it should have been...and more. It shows the humour, the humanity and spirit evident in both books while keeping you entertained and engaged for the two hour run time. Gael Garcia Bernal and Rodrigo De la Serna both turn in tremendous performances, with the latter's comedic touch deserving special mention. Even if you are not remotely interested in Guevara, this film stands on its own as one of the great road trip movies. See for yourself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;5/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note: Anyone interested in seeing more about the rest of Guevara's life should be eagerly anticipating the &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001752/" target="_blank"&gt;Steven Soderbergh&lt;/a&gt; directed movie &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374569/" target="_blank"&gt;Che&lt;/a&gt; with &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001125/" target="_blank"&gt;Benicio del Toro&lt;/a&gt; in the title role. Alternatively, &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002IAQN6/" target="_blank"&gt;El Che and Tracing Che&lt;/a&gt; is a documentary of the road trip on which the movie is based.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109473885476212285?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318462/' title='The Motorcycle Diaries (TG)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109473885476212285/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109473885476212285' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109473885476212285'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109473885476212285'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/09/motorcycle-diaries-tg.html' title='The Motorcycle Diaries (TG)'/><author><name>Tee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109414176046916246</id><published>2004-09-02T17:03:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-09-03T15:12:29.810+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Village (MAM)</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PLEASE NOTE I HAVEN'T REVEALED THE TWISTS IN THE VILLAGE BUT JUST IN CASE PLEASE DON'T READ THIS REVIEW IN CASE IT SPOILS YOUR ENJOYMENT BEFORE SEEING THE MOVIE.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0796117/"&gt;M Night Shyamalan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0796117/"&gt;M Night Shyamalan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001618/"&gt;Joaquin Phoenix&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0397171/"&gt;Bryce Dallas Howard&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004778/"&gt;Adrien Brody&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000458/"&gt;William Hurt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://thevillage.movies.go.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368447/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=9760"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a self-sufficient 19th Centre Village a truce exists between the residents of the village and the dangerous creatures that inhabit its surrounding woods. A young resident - Lucius Hunt (Phoenix) is growing restless with the confines of the village and yearns to see what is beyond its borders and seeks the councils blessing to venture into the woods. In doing so, so starts a chain of events that make the creatures declare that their truce is ending.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Many would argue that M Night Shyamalan is slowly painting himself into a cinematic corner and at some point there isn’t going to be any twist to bail him out of the crafty cul-de-sac he’s backed himself in to. There feels a slow bubbling backlash building towards M Night and his clever cinematic sleight of hand but with the Village he manages to pull the wool over our eyes once again and narrowly dodges the baiting of the baying crowd.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unlike 2002’s late summer, crowd pleaser Signs, The Village has much more in common with Night’s sophomore feature Unbreakable. As The Village has the same ponderous pace and tight mannered acting that graced Night’s take on real life superhero’s and for one this might have the same alienation and despondency for the mass audience that curbed Unbreakable’s box office success and critical plaudits.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But for those with the patience and understanding of Night’s manner of storytelling there is much reward and excitement to be gleamed from the creaky gothic chills of the Village. Central to this wonderful tale are the two glowing leads (Phoenix and Howard) that provide the heart and warmth from the unease and fear that inhabits the Village. For the two are complementary opposites of each other - whereas Lucius is all stillness and internal struggle, Ivy’s exudes a tenacious vibrancy for life that blossoms like a beacon whenever she appears on screen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But the weakness in the Village resides in the slightly, over abundant cast - for with Night’s other previous efforts their only ever was a handful of main players driving the story – but with this latest outing he is encumbered by a hefty number and sadly some of the acting heavyweights (&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/"&gt;Sigourney Weaver&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0322407/"&gt;Brendan Gleeson&lt;/a&gt;) are giving short shrift in an otherwise excellent cast. Also by knowing we are watching the M Night Magic Movie Formula we are taking too much of our time trying to work out the twist before it arrives instead of letting the story envelope and guide us where the storyteller wants us to go. Let’s hope that the next time Night puts pen to paper, the real twist of the story is that there is no twist and see what other magic he can materialise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Beyond that we enter the territory of the twist and I for one wouldn’t spoil “nothing for no one”, safe to say you may guess it, you may not but one thing’s for sure you will either love or loathe when Night yanks that 19th Century rug from under you feet and the real secret of the Village is revealed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109414176046916246?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109414176046916246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109414176046916246' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109414176046916246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109414176046916246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/09/village-mam.html' title='The Village (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109413843882067982</id><published>2004-09-02T16:12:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-09-02T17:18:12.993+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Bourne Supremacy (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0339030/"&gt;Paul Greengrass&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006904/"&gt;Tony Gilroy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000354/"&gt;Matt Damon&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004376/"&gt;Franka Potente&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004051/"&gt;Brian Cox&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005466/"&gt;Julia Stiles&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.thebournesupremacy.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372183/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10076"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its been two years since ex-CIA operative Jason Bourne (Damon) has went to ground for a quiter life with his girlfriend Marie (Potente) but it seems that no matter how far he runs his dark past wants to catch up with him. With his CIA handlers and Russian underworld searching for him, Bourne decides to stop running and take the battle to them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Matt Damon returns in his career saving amnesiac spy franchise and we get to enjoy another gritty, grubby romp around Europe with more sneaky skullduggery and dirty double crosses than an angry twins convention. Supremacy takes the template of the original Bourne Identity and twists and tweaks the premise to add more wrinkles and bumps to the troublesome life of Jason Bourne and his inability to fully escape from his dark CIA past.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As with the rules of sequels, it's the usual more is better approach, and on the whole it works well. Why have just one car chase in a clapped out banger that your Aunt Rose would drive, when you can have two? Why have one crafty, devilish CIA Shit Slinger when you can have two? Cox and &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000260/"&gt;Joan Allen&lt;/a&gt; gamily grandstanding and crunching down on any scenery that needs a good chewing. Why have a few exotic world locals when you can have a myriad? The list goes on and its due to the competent cast and the guerilla like direction of Paul Greengrass that keep the whole shady stew happily bubbling along.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Damon himself is the stand out by far, for in his silences and confusion from his patchwork past, he gives a performance of searing intensity. At times staid, quiet and compassionate, ramping up to volatile, dangerous and cold bloodied killer in the blink of an eye. His Bourne is the magnectic centre to an accomplished, engaging cast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some would argue that at times it is too close in pace, style and structure to The Bourne Identity but when a sequel is made with such care and attention to creating depth of character, intriguing plot twists and plausible action set pieces then I for one am happy to follow our memory mashed Matty through the seedy underbelly of black-ops, covert stings and conspiracy conundrums.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109413843882067982?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109413843882067982/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109413843882067982' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109413843882067982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109413843882067982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/09/bourne-supremacy-mam.html' title='The Bourne Supremacy (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109264979698253598</id><published>2004-08-16T10:37:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-09-09T14:50:17.080+01:00</updated><title type='text'>I, Robot (TG)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001639/" target="_blank"&gt;Alex Proyas&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0899113/" target="_blank"&gt;Jeff Vintar&lt;/a&gt; (screenplay), &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001920/" target="_blank"&gt;Isaac Asimov&lt;/a&gt; (book)&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000226/" target="_blank"&gt;Will Smith&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005256/" target="_blank"&gt;Bridget Moynahan&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000342/" target="_blank"&gt;James Cromwell&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0876138/" target="_blank"&gt;Alan Tudyk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.irobotmovie.com" target="_blank"&gt;official&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343818/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=9762" target="_blank"&gt;empire online&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The year is 2035 and robots are nearly as commonplace as mobile phones are today. They perform various tasks from being a household helper to delivering the mail and collecting our waste. We even have factories, built by robots, building more robots with no human intervention. John Spooner (Smith) is a detective who has no time for these robotic friends. In fact, he just doesn't like them, plain and simple. When robotics pioneer Alfred Lanning (Cromwell) dies in an apparent suicide, Spooner is called in to investigate. Even though no robot in the world has ever commited a crime (thanks to the 3 laws of robotics*) Spooner believes that Lanning did not kill himself but was infact murdered by one of his new breed of machines.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*The three laws of robotics state that:&lt;br /&gt;1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.&lt;br /&gt;2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.&lt;br /&gt;3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With the help of Lanning's colleague, Susan Calvin (Moynahan), Spooner must overcome his prejudice against the robot race in order to unravel the mystery around Dr Lanning's death...before this new breed of robot takes over the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I, Robot is a good film slightly spoiled only by the odd cheesy special effect and some horrible, in-your-face product placement. But given that the budget was obviously huge, they've got to pay the bills somehow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aside from that, the movie is a solid summer blockbuster that delivers just about what you expect it to: car chases, explosions, plot twists and so on. Smith is his usual self - maybe it's time for another &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108149/" target="_blank"&gt;Six Degrees of Separation&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0248667/" target="_blank"&gt;Ali&lt;/a&gt; for him. Moynahan is good as his conspiracy-theory-debunking sidekick, and thankfully there's no hint of a plot-distracting romance. I, Robot is not only a popcorn movie, though. Like one of its summer rivals, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319262/" target="_blank"&gt;The Day After Tomorrow&lt;/a&gt;, the film offers up some interesting talking points. Are robots the future? How intelligent is artificial intelligence? Is the human race - in its effort to advance to brilliance - really only self-destructing? And other important things like that! Or you can just see it as a flashy, loud and entertaining action film.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109264979698253598?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343818/' title='I, Robot (TG)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109264979698253598/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109264979698253598' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109264979698253598'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109264979698253598'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/08/i-robot-tg.html' title='I, Robot (TG)'/><author><name>Tee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109230962162757377</id><published>2004-08-12T11:57:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2004-08-16T10:37:22.630+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Before Sunset (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000500/"&gt;Richard Linklater&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000500/"&gt;Richard Linklater&lt;/a&gt;, Etha&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000160/"&gt;n Hawke&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000365/"&gt;Julie Delpy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000160/"&gt;Ethan Hawke&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000365/"&gt;Julie Delpy&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0229943/"&gt;Vernon Dobtcheff&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://wip.warnerbros.com/beforesunset/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381681/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10154"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its been nine years since Jesse (Hawke) encountered Celine (Delpy) on a train going to Vienna, nine years since they spent a magical day together and promised that in six months they would meet again in Vienna.  Years have past and a “chance” encounter in Paris brings them both back together to try to understand why they never met as promised and rediscover that perhaps those feeling from years ago have never faded.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nine years seems a long time to wait for a sequel but when it’s as wonderful, funny, touching and poignant as this simple tale then I could have probably waited 29 years for its arrival.  To most people two 30 something’s parading about Paris, prattling on about love, life and the universe might seem like a drab, depressing way in which to spend 90 minutes.  But from its opening scenes Before Sunset just weaves its magic into your soul and rivets your eyes to the screen and your heart to these warm, natural and enchanting characters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Both Hawke and Delpy just ooze an almost tangible affinity towards each other and there discussions about their lives, loves and losses don’t feel like a controlled screenplay but more like the rambling, diverse conversations that real people experience in real life.  By achieving this natural flow between both fine actors we feel the tiny sparks fly and the requited love between them begin to surface and shine like it did years ago with that one night in Vienna.  With most love stories obstacles need to be overcome and problems resolved to try to achieve true love and here there is no exception.  With Before Sunset these problems are dealt with through heartfelt conversation and rediscovery and not the usual syrup laden heavy handedness of staple romantic comedy constrictions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Linklater’s direction makes us feel like we are privy to something perhaps we should not be eavesdropping on but at the same time also makes us feel welcome and wanted by this couple.  While Sunset’s Paris just amplifies the reoccurring and blooming love between Jesse and Celine with golden hued cinematography that can’t fail to capture the elegance, electricity and mystery of the world’s most romantic city.  The whole movie is constructed in real-time and the pace, direction and movement of both characters and camera highten the flicking by of moments and minutes towards Jesse's arranged departure, while a key scene dealing with regrets is filmed on a boat cruising up the Siene highlighting that no matter what you attempt to do, you can never stop or reverse time, fate is fate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Without doubt one of the most joyous cinematic experiences of the past few years and when Hawke says the final line and the screen fades to black you can’t help wanting to beg whoever to allow you to spend some more time with these two beautiful souls and learn where their lives and love lead next.  If I have to wait another nine years to find out, I will gladly do so and hope and dream that they are as happy and contented as they have made me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;5/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109230962162757377?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109230962162757377/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109230962162757377' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109230962162757377'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109230962162757377'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/08/before-sunset-mam.html' title='Before Sunset (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109180393708990469</id><published>2004-08-06T15:45:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-09-03T11:05:03.476+01:00</updated><title type='text'>King Arthur (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0298807/"&gt;Antoine Fuqua&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0291905/"&gt;David Franzoni&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0654110/"&gt;Clive Owen&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0344435/"&gt;Ioan Gruffudd&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0461136/"&gt;Keira Knightley&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0935653/"&gt;Ray Winstone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;links: &lt;a href="http://kingarthur.movies.go.com/main.html"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349683/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=9759"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The ‘true’ Arthur with his handful of trusted Sarmatian Knights is given one last task to fulfil their long years of service. They must travel deep into Woad country on the Northern side of Hadrian’s Wall and reclaim an important Roman family but the Saxon’s have invaded and Arthur and his Knights are besieged on all sides.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe it’s because Myths are always much more fun than reality that sadly King Arthur fails to transcend its confined and broody armour. By concentrating on presenting the factual history of King Arthur rather than the splendour and mystery of the Myth - no Lady of the Lake, no Merlin the Magician, no Holy Grail – we are left with a dialogue and exposition heavy, made for TV drama rather than the rousing summer spectacle we tend to expect from producer &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000988/"&gt;Jerry Bruckheimer&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The ensemble cast cannot be faulted for they approach the material with gusto and passion but are ultimately let down with the wordy verbose screenplay. For the whole affair spends too much time enforcing the view that this is the “real” King Arthur rather than letting the cast do some serious swashing and buckling and injecting some fun into this po-faced, grey hewed, soggy seriousness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At times there are sparks of excitement to be had, a rabble rousing introduction to Arthur’s Magnificent Seven and a tense skirmish on ice (not too be confused with Disney on Ice) ignite the pace, but these fine set-pieces are few and far between. As we stumble from one minor action beat to yet another laborious scene discussing who the Saxons are, or how corrupt Rome has become or how is it possible that a ‘manky’ wood dweller such as Guinevere (Knightley) can look so clean, hot and sassy in these ancient days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The whole shebang is filmed with little colour or scope, with nearly ever scene mired in murk and shrouded in Celtic Mist in an attempt to create grit and reality but which really just leaves the audience feeling as cold, depressed and alienated as the peasants that Arthur is charged to protect. Without doubt, the unintentional comedic highlight is the mumbling, lumbering Euro-American villain Cerdic (&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001745/"&gt;Stellan Skarsgard&lt;/a&gt;) who looks and acts like some hobo that has stumbled onto a film set and has managed to bag a key role in this dreary affair. While his Saxon hordes look like scruffy labourers rather than menacing marauders, who all traverse on foot and look like a people deprived of horse or even two halves of a coconut shell to bang together.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overall too stuffy and serious to be plain summer film fun and far too hokey and contrived to work as a weighty political Dark Ages drama. Making King Arthur fail to either fully entertain or engage and I for one would rather just keep the Myth in mind and forget this so called Truth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;2/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109180393708990469?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109180393708990469/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109180393708990469' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109180393708990469'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109180393708990469'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/08/king-arthur-mam.html' title='King Arthur (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109172117051179313</id><published>2004-08-05T16:42:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-08-05T16:58:27.140+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Gozu (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1091312/"&gt;Hideki Sone&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0014558/"&gt;Sho Aikawa&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0949052/"&gt;Kimika Yoshino&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0385846/"&gt;Shohei Hino&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0586281/"&gt;Takashi Miike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0766499/"&gt;Sakichi Sato&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361668/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10193"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Conflicted young Yazuka Minami (Sone) is given the task of executing his mentor and friend Ozaki (Aikawa) since he has become a liability for their crew. Accidentally completing his task, Minami is even more dismayed when Ozaki’s body goes missing and so begins a series of surreal adventures in his quest to reclaim his missing “Brother”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Takashi Miike knows how to upset and unsettle his audience, if it’s not the nerve jangling piano-wire torture sequences in &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235198/"&gt;Audition&lt;/a&gt;, then it’s the mouth slicing brutality of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0296042/"&gt;Ichi the Killer&lt;/a&gt;. With his most recent UK release Gozu (Japanese for Cow Head) Miike takes us once again into his bitter, twisted, hilarious, macabre universe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Similar in tone and structure to &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000186/"&gt;David Lynch&lt;/a&gt;, Miike loves to confuse and confound his audience with weird, dislocated scenes, clever visuals and creepy oft-kilter characters. For some, his movies tend to try your patience and stamina for what can be deemed as in good or bad taste but if you can free your inhibitions and social graces then you might find yourself swept along on yet another nightmarish ride into the bizarre underbelly of Japanese cinema.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thankfully, in Minami we have someone to hold onto in this beguiling, bewildering world and it is through his eyes that we experience the same confusion, fear, horror and hopelessness that his character is feeling on his quest to locate Ozaki. Without this slight sense of normalcy and humanity perhaps our tolerance for all the ensuing weirdness may have proved to be too much to take and would have left the audience feeling just as lost as Minami.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miike also has an uncanny knack of defusing even the most disturbing and skin crawling images with his ability to inject sharp humour into even the most unnerving of sequences. So whether its Yakuza death dogs, zombie transvestite waiters, death by ladle, humans birthing humans or lactating ladies, these uncomfortable images are usually punctuated with a joke too spare our fragile minds from complete mental collapse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Granted this movie is guaranteed to spark controversy in its content from the liberal left but when someone of Miike’s talent is creating such vivid, rich, bizarre, boundary breaking cinema then maybe the liberals should just keep watching &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125439/"&gt;Notting Hill&lt;/a&gt; and leave the unsettling, horrific, decadence of his creations to those of us with a stronger constitution and less ‘pissy’ morals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109172117051179313?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109172117051179313/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109172117051179313' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109172117051179313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109172117051179313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/08/gozu-mam.html' title='Gozu (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109154635850574654</id><published>2004-08-03T16:13:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-08-03T16:20:43.723+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Anything Else (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000095/"&gt;Woody Allen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000095/"&gt;Woody Allen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004755/"&gt;Jason Biggs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000207/"&gt;Christina Ricci&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000095/"&gt;Woody Allen&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000330/"&gt;Stockard Channing&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000362/"&gt;Danny Devito&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.anythingelse-themovie.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313792/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10152"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Young and upcoming comedy writer Jerry Falk (Biggs) is befriended by off-kilter veteran writer David Dobel (Allen). David attempts to teach Jerry how to avoid the potholes and pitfalls of both the business and life and how to deal with his unfaithful girlfriend Amanda (Ricci), her ditzy mother (Channing) and useless agent (Devito).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For his 33rd feature Woody Allen has taken a radical departure from his standard New York dwelling, neurotic tales of romance, humour, pathos and relationships with a bizarre dip into, for him, the uncharted waters of sci-fi horror. Okay, you’ve caught me. I was lying through my teeth. Woody happily and thankfully sticks to what he knows best, the discussion, dissection and dismantling of relationships and the human psyche with his usual needle sharp wit and disarming, dishevelled comfortable approach.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This time Woody’s persona is driven by Biggs, who cuts a fine version of a younger Woody, inheriting all his ticks, stutters, stammers and an ample ability to deliver those witty one-liners that Woody writes so well. Biggs is supported with a dry, sassy performance from Ricci who imbues her character with just the right balance of doe-eyed innocence and scheming selfishness that her magically manipulative character portrays.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But the well trod themes best spark to life when Woody himself is on screen with Biggs, with Woody rightly nabbing all the better lines and teaching Biggs’s Jerry all the wit and wisdom to ensure he can improve his life away from Ricci’s scheming and adultery. Woody also gets to showcase some of his finer physical comic-timing in some nippy little set-pieces - namely Woody with wheel jack and Old Russian rifle - that can’t fail to raise a hearty laugh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In all fairness, this is not vintage Woody but in comparison of most “comedies” that get farmed out on a weekly basis this has more wit, charm, humour and heart than six Hilary Duff or Lindsay Lohan comedies squished together. For those who are looking to have their rib’s tickled, their brain engaged and their hearts gently tugged then don’t try anything else, just try Anything Else.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109154635850574654?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109154635850574654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109154635850574654' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109154635850574654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109154635850574654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/08/anything-else-mam.html' title='Anything Else (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109111212555740835</id><published>2004-07-29T15:35:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-07-29T15:42:05.556+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Around the World in 80 Days (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0178997/"&gt;Frank Coraci&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0864435/"&gt;David N Titcher&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0073026/"&gt;David Benullo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000329/"&gt;Jackie Chan&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0176869/"&gt;Steve Coogan&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000980/"&gt;Jim Broadbent&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0208426/"&gt;Cecile De France&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/80days/main_flash.html?"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0327437/"&gt; imdb&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=9803"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chinese thief “Passepartout” (Chan) steals a valuable and sacred artefact from the Bank of England.&amp;nbsp; On the run from the law he hooks up with eccentric inventor Phileas Fogg (Coogan) and gains employment with Fogg as his valet.&amp;nbsp; Just in time for Fogg to become involved with a bet with his peers at the Museum of London to determine if he can travel around the world in only 80 days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s Safe to say that this retool and revamp of Around the World in 80 Days is not like the 1956 David Niven original that your mother use to love.&amp;nbsp; Granted it’s not been changed that much that it’s now set during an intergalactic war in the future or Fogg has become a vest-wearing, terrorist-dispensing eco-warrior. But the most obvious, and at times jarring change, is that Chan’s, Passepartout has become the catalyst and driving force for the actual gallivanting around the world, while the bet that Coogan’s Fogg makes is a secondary element to Chan’s family dynasty and fleeing from the inept bad guys plot device.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chan does his usual slap-stick-fu with some imaginative and inventive uses of household items and furniture for vanquishing enemies but these days it always feels like you’ve seen all his tricks before and done better by the younger, less creaky Chan.&amp;nbsp; The movies saving grace is the laconic presence of Coogan.&amp;nbsp; His performance is only a few steps to the left of his uber-monster Alan Partridge but gives the journey some much needed sarcasm and bite on its otherwise glossy, gleeful travels.&amp;nbsp; Without Coogan the whole shebang would feel like an overly stylised travelogue to all the clichés, stereotypes and points of interest that the 19th century had to offer.&amp;nbsp; Coogan is handsomely supported by the radiant performance of De France as Monique, who lights up the screen with her naïve Gallic innocence and fine comic timing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Director Coraci does his best to skate over the plot inconsistencies and trite set-up with gamely skill and keeps proceedings at a fair clip, ensuring that any of the myriad of locations we visit enroute tend not to outstay their welcome.&amp;nbsp; The speed is further assisted with a liberal sprinkling of name cameo’s that pop up in each locale to either raise a smile or induce a discomforting groan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Without a doubt this is no Oscar baiting, tour-de-force of cinema but an amusing, slight, vibrant, cringe worthy summer blockbuster that while enjoyable in the viewing come the next day you’ll barely remember half of the places Fogg visited on his sleek traverse around our globe. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109111212555740835?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109111212555740835/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109111212555740835' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109111212555740835'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109111212555740835'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/07/around-world-in-80-days-mam.html' title='Around the World in 80 Days (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109093016662098920</id><published>2004-07-27T12:54:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-07-27T13:09:26.620+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Spider-Man 2 (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000600/"&gt;Sam Raimi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0332184/"&gt;Alfred Gough&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0587692/"&gt;Miles Millar&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001497/"&gt;Tobey Maguire&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000379/"&gt;Kirsten Dunst&lt;/a&gt;,&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0290556/"&gt;James Franco&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000547/"&gt;Alfred Molina&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.spider-man2.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316654/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10035"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Life seems to be getting tougher for Peter Parker (Maguire), as he continues to live his dual life as Spider-Man, he notices that all the other important things in his life are slowly slipping away.&amp;nbsp; His studies are suffering, he struggles to hold down a job and his relationship with both friends and family are failing.&amp;nbsp; All these personal issues are only amplified with the appearance of another high tech criminal – Doctor Octopus (Molina)&amp;nbsp;– who sets out to make the life of Spider-Man and Parker that much more a misery.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sequels tend to be fickle things, most tend to be a pale imitation of the original template while others on occasion break the mould and excite, ignite and inspire on a grand scale.&amp;nbsp; In the case of Spider-Man 2 to paraphrase the “Spidey” mantra, it is with great sequel, comes great happiness.&amp;nbsp; This sequel gladly doesn’t just feel like a reheated, retread of the original but more a simple continuation of all the events and characters that were so wonderfully setup in the previous movie.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Exposition is kept to a minimum as we are again submerged into the Parker/Spiderman universe and within minutes we are treated to the majesty of Spiderman swinging the glass and steel canyons of New York in all its awe inducing splendour.&amp;nbsp; But unlike most sequels where directors tend to think that more is better, and special effects set pieces will appease the masses. &amp;nbsp;Director Raimi is more concerned with developing the characters and their complex relationships rather than bludgeoning the brains of the audiences with needless bombast and bravado.&amp;nbsp; Most of the resonate and memorable moments in Spider-Man 2 comes from the interplay between characters, whether its Peter and Mary Jane’s (Dunst) faltering romance, Harry Osborn’s (Franco) consuming hatred of Spider-Man or Doc Ock’s descent into madness, these moments tug the heart and sweat the brow as much as any show stopping set-pieces.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That’s not to say that this sequel is lacking in the Spider thrills and spills of the first movie.&amp;nbsp; It’s safe to say, that again with the advent of improved CGI, the blitzkrieg battles between Spidey and Doc Ock atop New York skyscrapers and careering L Trains will make you jaw smack to the ground and your eyes bulge out of your pulsing head.&amp;nbsp; For these scenes are close to lycra clad porn for all those moist, excitable Spidey fan-boys throughout the world and the rest of us mere mortals are perched on the edge of our seats alongside them as the action unfolds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With all the principle players returning for this second outing, each character is given screen time to deepen their character.&amp;nbsp; Centre to this is another graceful performance from Maguire who captures the nerdish, put upon geekness of Peter Parker with great humour and tenacity and the strength and iconography of Spider-Man with equal measure.&amp;nbsp; Maguire is wholeheartedly supported by the rest of the cast with praise heaped on Molina’s conflicted, conniving, devilish Doc Ock who provides an ample foil for the staid heroics of the titular hero.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not unlike last summers X2, Spider-Man 2 delves deeper into the universe of Spider-Man and continues to deepen relationships and emotions that place it miles above the bog standard easy-route trash that passes for most sequels these days. &amp;nbsp;Raimi’s little trump card is in his placing of seeds for future plots and instalments. &amp;nbsp;For he has sown a few possible villains into the ground in Spidey 2 and depending on how the rain falls and how they germinate, we might get to see some of these little flowers bloom into real terrors come Spider-Man 3 and beyond.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;5/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109093016662098920?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109093016662098920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109093016662098920' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109093016662098920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109093016662098920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/07/spider-man-2-mam.html' title='Spider-Man 2 (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109024728583656541</id><published>2004-07-19T15:24:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-07-20T10:20:36.626+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Wrong Guy (RvB)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0825731/"&gt;David Steinberg&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004929/"&gt;Dave Foley&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0383371/"&gt;David Anthony Higgins&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Cast:&amp;nbsp;Dave Foley, David Anthony Higgins, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000236/"&gt;Jennifer Tilly&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0280886/"&gt;Joe Flaherty&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;et al &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On TV: &lt;br /&gt;Saturday 17th July 2004 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbctwo"&gt;BBC&amp;nbsp;2&lt;/a&gt; (UK) &lt;br /&gt;23:45 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fans of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096626/"&gt;Kids in the Hall&lt;/a&gt; will love this dumber than &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109686/"&gt;Dumb and Dumber&lt;/a&gt; wild goose chase. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nelson Hibbert (Foley) is The Wrong Guy in the wrong place. Caught coming out of his freshly murdered boss' office and holding the murder weapon, Hibbert goes on the run while, unknown to him, the police go after the real murderer. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Written by the two lead actors, Foley (Kids in the Hall) and Higgins (&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0212671/"&gt;Malcolm in the Middle&lt;/a&gt;) The Wrong Guy is a brilliantly stupid film which will either have you tearing your hair out at the plot inconsistencies or splitting your sides from laughing too much. If you fall into the latter category then you're in good company. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Presumably something of a cult hit with Kids in the Hall fans, i'd never heard of this film before and watched it with no prior thoughts so I was totally blown away by how funny this is. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even more stupid than Dumb and Dumber and genuinely as funny as comedy classics like &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088258/"&gt;This Is Spinal Tap&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079470/"&gt;The Life of Brian&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;(although, granted, not quite as ground-breaking) this film has every right to become a classic. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;5/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109024728583656541?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120536/' title='The Wrong Guy (RvB)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109024728583656541/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109024728583656541' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109024728583656541'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109024728583656541'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/07/wrong-guy-rvb.html' title='The Wrong Guy (RvB)'/><author><name>R</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-109024667335255271</id><published>2004-07-19T14:28:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-07-20T10:39:57.530+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Stigmata (RvB)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0906548/"&gt;Rupert Wainwright&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0493842/"&gt;Tom Lazarus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000099/"&gt;Patricia Arquette&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000321/"&gt;Gabriel Byrne&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000596/"&gt;Jonathan Pryce&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000505/"&gt;Nia Long&lt;/a&gt; et al&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; On TV:&lt;br /&gt; Saturday 17th July 2004&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcone/"&gt;BBC 1&lt;/a&gt; (UK)&lt;br /&gt; 22:55&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Frankie Paige (Arquette) is your normal, everyday American woman, living and working in Pittsburgh when she starts to experience stigmata like symptoms and freakish blackouts. Father Andrew Kiernan (Byrne), the Vatican's top science bloke, is sent to disprove her claims only to find out that what she is suffering from is more than he could have imagined.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; This film has all the attributes to be another cheap made-for-TV flick. Instead, all three leads, Arquette, Byrne and Pryce do more than enough to make this a bloody enjoyable movie. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Directed by a guy who has very little directing experience and written by a guy whose previous credits include writing episodes of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073972/"&gt;Charlie's Angels&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077352/"&gt;Colombo&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092381/"&gt;Jake and the Fatman&lt;/a&gt;, this was never going to be a film that set the heather on fire. For some reason though, it all works. It's scary: with some amusingly dubbed 'scary voice' over Arquette's miming, it's genuinely interesting: with stories involving the Catholic Church's fear of the uncovering of an official Gospel According to Jesus, and it's entertaining to the end.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Although it sounds like I have nothing but praise for this film, it's not one for everyone. It's probably a film that religious folk - and particularly stout Catholics - will abhor. It's a very anti-organised-religion type of film with a clear set agenda from the start. It's also a film that tries to include more story and characters that it can handle. Plots appear and disappear without warning with the same to be said for some of the lesser characters.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; But who cares?  Not me.  I can see past this movies many flaws and enjoy it for what it is.  I have faith...&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-109024667335255271?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0145531/' title='Stigmata (RvB)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/109024667335255271/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=109024667335255271' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109024667335255271'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/109024667335255271'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/07/stigmata-rvb.html' title='Stigmata (RvB)'/><author><name>R</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108981248526497989</id><published>2004-07-14T14:36:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-07-14T14:41:25.266+01:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Not Scared (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0759368/"&gt;Gabriel Salvatores&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0025052/"&gt;Niccolo Ammaniti&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1173676/"&gt;Guiseppe Cristiano&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1212778/"&gt;Mattia Di Pierro&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0845209/"&gt;Aitanan Sanchez-Gijon&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0008090/"&gt;Dino Abbrescia&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.miramax.com/imnotscared/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0326977/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10110"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the late 1970’s, Nine year old (Michelle) is growing up in his rural Italian community.  Then one day, he stumbles across a young boy (Filippo) who is chained, stripped and held captive in a hole in the ground.  As Michelle begins to befriend the young boy, the mystery of why he is being held and who is holding him bubbles to the surface to wreak havoc upon Michelle’s easy going life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Salvatores cracking little thriller literally burns up the screen, what with its fast paced direction and narrative, its slender running time and searing, baking rural Italian locations.  At times you feel like the celluloid is going to bubble, twist and break from the sheer heat that is being captured in its vivid vista’s and parched panoramas.  The heat and visuals add layers of suspense to this taught, involving thriller which is accented by an ensemble cast that excel in cranking up the tension to make you perspire alongside them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The cast is lead by a stand-out performance by Cristiano, who towers above the other child actors and stands toe to toe with all the adult actors with gusto and guts.  Some of the best scenes occur with the inter-play between Michelle and Filippo.  From the initial discovery which is played with a sense dread and fear, through to the self discovery of a slowly formed tender friendship and finally towards joyous escape and release.  Each movement is played with true feeling and emotion and graciously not sullied or blunted by the twee, gloss and quick fix nature of normal Hollywood fare.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Time and time again, our European neighbours are crafting intelligent but highly entertaining thrillers, which clearly put the sub-standard trash that Hollywood likes to churn out (Taking Lives, Ashley Judd’s CV) to constant shame.  So when you’re next queuing up to see the next US join-the-dots thriller, why not think twice and try something with a bit more of European flavour.  Trust me, I’m Not Scared might just make you realise all the greatness you’ve been constantly missing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108981248526497989?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108981248526497989/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108981248526497989' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108981248526497989'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108981248526497989'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/07/im-not-scared-mam.html' title='I&apos;m Not Scared (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108964763621535297</id><published>2004-07-12T16:30:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-07-12T16:53:56.216+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Shrek 2 (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0011470/"&gt;Andrew Adamson&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0970447/"&gt;Conrad Vernon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0825308/"&gt;William Steig&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0826425/"&gt;J. David Stem&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/"&gt;Mike Myers&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000139/"&gt;Cameron Diaz&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000552/"&gt;Eddie Murphy&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000104/"&gt;Antonio Banderas&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.shrek2.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298148/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=9794"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Newleyweds Shrek and Fiona are invited to her parents Kingdom of Far, Far Away.  When they arrive the King and Queen are dismayed at who their daughter has choosen for her husband.  In a bid to split up the happy couple, the King works in cahoots with the Fairy Godmother too have Fiona marry her "true" Prince Charming, can Shrek save the day and his love.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The original Shrek was a mildly amusing, cleverly animated, slightly twisted fairy tale that was hampered by a dull, lifeless title character and a sick inducing sing-a-long-a-ending.  Overall the original was a fun but forgettable experience. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This brings us to this diverting, fun but still forgettable sequel – Shrek 2.  All the same elements are present and correct in this crowd pleaser but Shrek 2 suffers again from the dullest of Mike Myers comic characters, Cameron Diaz’s phoned in performance and an opening 30 minutes that doesn’t really achieve much.  Just as your mind begins to wander and wonder if this is just going to be a grey, drab domestic drama, splashed with vibrant animation and the odd cheeky wink or homage too better films.  Up pops Puss in Boots (Banderas) to inject some much needed wit, flavour and verve to the proceedings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With the introduction of Puss, the pace quickens, the plot proceeds and the domestic dirge is cast aside for a much showier spectacle and a tub-thumping, rabble rousing climax that eclipses the original in terms of animation, thrills, laughs and character.  Sadly the ending is sullied by the prerequisite sing-a-long which makes ones teeth grind and eyes bleed from the sheer crass inanity of it all but it is an irritation that can be forgiven for the fun-feast that proceeded this bitter pudding.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where Shrek’s strengths again reside is in the detailed, multi-layered animation.  The craftsman and woman, who render, animate and articulate the characters and environments of Shrek are the true stars of this movie and it’s wonderful in terms of animation that the Disney/Pixar juggernaut has a solid sparing partner in whom to do battle ever holiday season.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Due to the already enormous success of Shrek 1 and 2, Dreamworks have given the green light to Shrek 3 and 4, now if only they could get read of that morose, colourless central character and retool the following instalments into a showcase for Puss and Donkey and let them run riot, then we could have a true barnstormer on our hands.  Just imagine Boots and Hooves – Crime Fighters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108964763621535297?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108964763621535297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108964763621535297' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108964763621535297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108964763621535297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/07/shrek-2-mam.html' title='Shrek 2 (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108938881131032434</id><published>2004-07-09T16:52:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-07-22T16:22:07.586+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Fahrenheit 9/11 (TG)</title><content type='html'>Director: Michael Moore&lt;br /&gt;Writer: Michael Moore&lt;br /&gt;Cast: GWB, Michael Moore et al&lt;br /&gt;Links: official | imdb | empireonline&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;br /&gt;This is possibly one of the most anticipated films of the year. Michael Moore is on a quest to ensure GWB is not re-elected in November 2004 and this film is his weapon of choice. It begins with the 2000 presidential race, covers the Florida voting scandal before moving on to 9/11 and Afghanistan and finally culminating on the war in Iraq. The main focus of Fahrenheit 9/11 is GWB and the job he and his administration have done since they took office. Along the way the story sidetracks into a number of subplots - some interesting, some slightly irrelevant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Michael Moore is to world politics what PeTA are to animal rights - the tabloid viewpoint. Sometimes funny. Sometimes nasty. Always in your face. You may not agree with everything they say but their heart is in the right place. For the most part Fahrenheit 9/11 is an entertaining experience that will have you laughing one minute, angry the next and close to tears the one after that. If you want to be very critical, it's slightly longer than it has to be and could have done with a bit more ruthless editing. However, this is not enough to take away from the fact that it is a thought provoking film that should be seen by everyone, American or not. The only problem is that it may only be seen by those who agree with most of the views within and mocked from a distance by those with differing opinions. We'll find out in November if Moore gets his wish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108938881131032434?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361596/' title='Fahrenheit 9/11 (TG)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108938881131032434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108938881131032434' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108938881131032434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108938881131032434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/07/fahrenheit-911-tg.html' title='Fahrenheit 9/11 (TG)'/><author><name>Tee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108919655616321593</id><published>2004-07-07T11:28:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-07-09T16:52:40.116+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Ju-On: The Grudge (TG)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1234345/" target="_blank"&gt;Takashi Shimizu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1234345/" target="_blank"&gt;Takashi Shimizu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0645648/" target="_blank"&gt;Megumi Okina&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0411725/" target="_blank"&gt;Misaki Ito&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1503952/" target="_blank"&gt;Misa Uehara&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364385/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10159" target="_blank"&gt;empire online&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ju-On: The Grudge is a horror story that follows a group of characters through a series of chapters shuffled in time. Skipping backwards and forwards, we see a number of different people - some related by blood or friendship - others just unfortunate to cross paths with the wrong people. Linking them all is the grudge - or curse - that has arisen from a house where a mother and son (and their kitten!) were brutally butchered by the man of the house. It seems that anyone who enters the house, or comes into contact with someone who has, will have a few shocks and surprises in store for them; none of them pleasant!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Horror films really are not my thing. I don't like paying money to be scared, creeped out and made to feel like a nervous wreck. However, I still find myself watching these films. And then wishing I hadn't. This one is different. Generally, after watching a horror film - the creepy feeling subsides. Not with The Grudge - two days later when thinking about parts of the film, I still get a bit of a shiver. That alone is enough to tell me that this film did its job. And it's not just me - three people I know feel the same way. Honest! See it. If ye dare!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108919655616321593?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364385/' title='Ju-On: The Grudge (TG)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108919655616321593/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108919655616321593' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108919655616321593'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108919655616321593'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/07/ju-on-grudge-tg.html' title='Ju-On: The Grudge (TG)'/><author><name>Tee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108902219419659959</id><published>2004-07-05T10:58:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-07-05T12:16:25.706+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Robocop (RvB)</title><content type='html'>Director:  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000682/"&gt;Paul Verhoeven&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer:  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0591160/"&gt;Michael Miner&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0627159/"&gt;Edward Neumeier&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast:  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm00000693/"&gt;Peter Weller&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001074/"&gt;Ronny Cox&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm00001748/"&gt;Kurtwood Smith&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001208/"&gt;Miguel Ferrer&lt;/a&gt; et al&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On TV:&lt;br /&gt;Sunday 4th July 2004&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.five.tv"&gt;Five&lt;/a&gt; (UK)&lt;br /&gt;22:15&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Robocop is one of those films that I love too much, although I've no idea why.  It's also one of those movies that me and my mates can quote you endlessly ("Come quietly or there will be...trouble" etc).  It came out in 1987 which would've made me 11 years old at the time.  Therefore, it was probably one of the first 18 Certificate films I saw.  Perhaps for that reason alone, I tend to remember this film inside out and like it far more than it probably deserves to be liked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Set in the (near) future, Robocop is based in a Detroit that looks not unlike parts of the world we now live in.  The police are privately controlled by a corrupt company, OCP (are you listening, Blunkett?) and the criminals are running amok.  In order to try and get crime levels down, OCP boffins create a brutal, gun-toting, destroying machine by the name of ED-209.  Unfortunately, Ed develops a flaw and has to be taken out of service.  To keep up the public profile of the robotic cop project, OCP's up-and-coming young exec, Bob Morton (Ferrer) muscles in on Robocop, a project designed to take the brain of a dead cop and put it in the body of a robot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With Robocop out on the street, crime levels are down and he starts to track down Detroit's Mr Big, Clarence Boddicker (Smith).  In doing this however, Robocop unravels a whole new lot of mysteries, in both Detroit and within himself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are so many reasons to dislike this film but no matter how often I see it, I never fail to enjoy it.  All things considered, it's actually aged fairly well and depicts a scarily realistic view of the world we now find ourselves living in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's never going to win any awards, and rightly so.  Admit it though, you all love it every bit as much as I do.  And I bet you know most of the lines off by heart too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go.  Somewhere there is a crime happening.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108902219419659959?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093870/' title='Robocop (RvB)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108902219419659959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108902219419659959' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108902219419659959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108902219419659959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/07/robocop-rvb.html' title='Robocop (RvB)'/><author><name>R</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108901676423715139</id><published>2004-07-05T09:31:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-07-05T09:40:06.056+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Ladykillers (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Directors: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001053/"&gt;Ethan Coen&lt;/a&gt; &amp; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001054/"&gt;Joel Coen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writers: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001054/"&gt;Joel Coen&lt;/a&gt; &amp; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001053/"&gt;Ethan Coen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000158/"&gt;Tom Hanks&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0355659/"&gt;Irma P Hall&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005541/"&gt;Marlon Wayans&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0799777/"&gt;J.K. Simmons&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://ladykillers.movies.go.com/main.html"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0335245/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/review.asp?FID=10078"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whenever the Coen Brothers announce their next movie, my heart skips a beat, my hands get sweaty and I become a tad moist with the prospect of diving back into there skewed movie universe.  But it was with trepidation I approached their latest project, for the brothers announced that they would be writing and directing a revamp and rework of the Ealing comedy classic The Ladykillers.  As plot details unfolded and actors where cast, the tension slowly drifted away and the same sense of excitement and intrigue of any Coen’s production took over.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lynchpin for this excitement was the inspired casting of Tom Hanks, the mere thought of someone of Hanks standing and calibre getting to immerse himself in the sand-pit of the Coen’s made all the worries evaporate.  Thankfully, the reality of the movie lives up to the expectations of what to dream for from Hanks and the Coen’s.  Hanks truly relishes this chance to play such a delicious, duplicitous, rapscallion and with every new scene and every measured line we grow to love and loathe his smarmy, hilarious Professor G H Dorr.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But this isn’t merely a showcase for Hanks, as with all Coen Brothers movies the supporting cast add layers of rich colour and brilliance to the proceedings.  Both Wayons and Simmons threaten to steal the show, with zesty performances as Gawain McSam the “Hippity Hop” loving inside-man and Garth Pancake, the befuddled, gruff demolitions expert that’s always looking for that extra cut.  Wherein the original Ladykillers the criminals foil was a sweet, naïve old lady, this time she has been replaced by the wonderful Hall who portrays Mrs Munson as a god-loving, no crap-taking, “southern mama”, who is a more than a match for Dorr and his band of miscreants.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Coen’s direct with there stylish, clever, kinetic abandon.  Layering the movie with there usual metaphors depicting life and death and heaven and hell, while Roger Deakins’ cinematography creates a sumptuous, balmy Southern back-drop that creates a timeless character all of its own.    Many would argue that this is not vintage Coen Brothers or it is no comparison to the original but when a cast and crew are obviously having so much damned fun and an audience is equally mired in such glee then who really cares.  An all-round joyous, entertaining romp.  If this is the Coen brothers swimming in the mainstream then I for one enjoy getting wet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108901676423715139?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108901676423715139/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108901676423715139' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108901676423715139'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108901676423715139'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/07/ladykillers-mam.html' title='The Ladykillers (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108869201499429193</id><published>2004-07-01T15:05:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-07-01T15:26:54.993+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Return (JC)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1168657/"&gt;Andrey Zvyagintsev&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0596208/"&gt;Vladimir Moiseyenko&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1436795/"&gt;Aleksandr Novototsky&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1426607/"&gt;Vladimir Garin&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1424720/"&gt;Ivan Dobronravov&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0492249/"&gt;Konstantin Lavronenko&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0891502/"&gt;Natalya Vdovina&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: i&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376968/"&gt;mdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10117"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A father(Konstantin Lavronenko) decides to take his kids Ivan (Ivan Dobronravov) and Andrey (Vladimir Garin)on a weekend camping and fishing trip. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Debuting director Andrey Zvyagintsev crafts a powerful meditation on the relationship between brother and brother,father and son.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Over the course of seven days the fathers stern, authoritative stance is at odds with the boys.  Andrey reacts against his father,Ivan attempts to please.  It is this friction that spirals this atmsopheric and powerful piece towards a tragic denoument.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Beautifully shot Zvyagintsev creates a slow-burn, otherworldly atmospherse.  Throughout he remains cheekily uninterested in standard narrative and plot resolution, recalling &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000626/"&gt;John Sayles&lt;/a&gt; "&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0164085/"&gt;Limbo&lt;/a&gt;" in its defiance with audience expectations.  This is a bleak treat, reminiscent of the heyday of 60's Russian cinema and particularly the work of Tarkovsky.  Its closing coda,a montage of black and white photographs is particularly brilliant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108869201499429193?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108869201499429193/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108869201499429193' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108869201499429193'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108869201499429193'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/07/return-jc.html' title='The Return (JC)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108842974234879350</id><published>2004-06-28T14:29:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T14:46:29.546+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Jersey Girl (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003620/"&gt;Kevin Smith&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003620/"&gt;Kevin Smith&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000255/"&gt;Ben Affleck&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000239/"&gt;Liv Tyler&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1211485/"&gt;Raquel Castro&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000182/"&gt;Jennifer Lopez&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.jerseygirl-movie.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0300051/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/review.asp?FID=10123"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ollie Trinkie (Affleck) appears to have it all, a beautiful wife (Lopez), baby on the way and a successful PR career in New York.  Suddenly things go awry and Ollie finds himself unemployed and struggling to raise his daughter in his old neighbourhood as a single father.  Then another woman comes into this new life (Tyler) and helps Ollie to understand what is truly important in life and where his true passion and priorities lie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001104/"&gt;Darabont&lt;/a&gt; tries to emulate &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000229/"&gt;Spielberg&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000233/"&gt;Tarantino&lt;/a&gt; likes to ‘homage’ Asian past masters and &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000361/"&gt;De Palma&lt;/a&gt; tries in vain to ape the genius of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000033/"&gt;Hitchcock&lt;/a&gt;.  It appears that Kevin Smith’s muse appears to be 80’s rom-com helmer &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000455/"&gt;John Hughes&lt;/a&gt;.  This to some maybe not such a bad role-model but for every Ferris Bueller or Breakfast Club there was always a Sixteen Candles or She’s Having a Baby to stink up Hughes cinematic Rose garden.  Jersey Girl employs that same gloss and sheen that accompanied many 80’s domestic rom-com’s and with that gloss and sheen goes the same cack-handed melodrama, over indulgent MOR soundtrack and an annoying brat trying to wriggle laughs from contrived situations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That’s not to say that it’s all downhill for Jersey Girl.  Some of that biting, crisp, sharp Smith dialogue we know and love bubbles to the surface on occasion and makes you yearn for this to be a sequel to Chasing Amy rather than the sentimental crowd pleaser it is trying so hard to be.  Both Affleck and Tyler make an endearing, cute couple with a sparkly chemistry, which shines best when they are not hampered with the baggage of having to share celluloid with the precocious stage-school theatrics of Castro.  And at long last Smith has managed to employ a proper, professional cinematographer (&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005936/"&gt;Vilos Zgismond&lt;/a&gt;) who provides the movie with a much needed visual flare and vibrancy that has been sorely lacking from Smith’s previous endeavours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aside from these merits Jersey Girl tends to get mired in its own cloying sentiment and smugness, resulting in a standard by-the-numbers, seen it all before romantic comedy.  To add final insult to injury Smith employs the nauseating “Kids in School Show” climax that makes the teeth grind, the skin crawl and the soul weep.  Hopefully Jersey Girl is merely a blip on Smith’s glowing CV.  Or like &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000095/"&gt;Woody Allen&lt;/a&gt; before him, maybe Smith’s earlier works were the better, funnier ones and that real-life marriage and fatherhood have duly blunted his sharp, cynical wordplay of old.  Pray it’s a minor stumble and not a middle-aged fall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;2/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108842974234879350?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108842974234879350/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108842974234879350' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108842974234879350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108842974234879350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/06/jersey-girl-mam.html' title='Jersey Girl (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108809092142417300</id><published>2004-06-24T16:19:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-06-25T09:50:28.390+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Confidences Trop Intimes (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0496312/"&gt;Patrice Leconte&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0867374/"&gt;Jerome Tonnerre&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0094789/"&gt;Sandrine Bonnaire&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0524528/"&gt;Fabrice Luchini&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0239816/"&gt;Michel Duchaussoy&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0110507/"&gt;Anne Brocher&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363532/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/Review.asp?FID=10106"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mild-mannered Tax Analyst William (Luchini) receives a visit from new client Anna (Bonnaire) who has mistakenly entered his office believing that she is visiting a psychiatrist to discuss her marital problems.  Before William can correct her mistake, Anna begins to divulge secrets and truths about her mysterious life.  William knows that he should reveal the truth but as the sessions increase, his interest, emotion and attraction to the enigmatic Anna grows and he finds himself falling deeper into her life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With two winning, witty central performances from Luchini and Bonnaire - who create real tangible chemistry and generate an audience desire to learn more about two complex characters motivations, secrets and desires - Confidences Trop Intimes is a mysterious, measured but flawed tale well told.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Similar in tone, pace and narrative to Leconte's previous superior outing &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0301414/"&gt;L'Homme Du Train&lt;/a&gt;, wherein the story unfolds through tales told by two main protagonists, Confidences is hampered by its indecision in knowing what it wants to be.  Trying to balance the light touch of its comedy with its moody thriller element just seems to be a mix that Leconte is unable to pull off to true satisfaction and with his usual aplomb.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's not to say that there isn't a lot to relish from the fine performances and the simple twist and turns of its plot which help to maintain a keen interest in the events as they unfold.  But wherein the thriller element is slowly built, with layers of intrigue being peeled away one-by-one the final resolution and reveal opts for an easy by-the-numbers Hollywood "feel good" ending which jibes with the barbed Gallic games that had been played up to that point.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108809092142417300?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108809092142417300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108809092142417300' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108809092142417300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108809092142417300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/06/confidences-trop-intimes-mam.html' title='Confidences Trop Intimes (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108783338401199269</id><published>2004-06-21T16:48:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-06-21T16:59:16.736+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Cooler (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0469694/"&gt;Wayne Kramer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0469694/"&gt;Wayne Kramer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000513/"&gt;William H Macy&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000285/"&gt;Alec Baldwin&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004742/"&gt;Maria Bello&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/"&gt;Ron Livingston&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.thecoolermovie.com/"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318374/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/Review.asp?FID=10115"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bernie Lutz (Macy) works in an old school Las Vegas casino, employed by casino boss Shelly (Baldwin), as a Cooler.  Bernie has the uncanny ability to “cool” any high-rollers hot winning streak with his unnatural bad luck.  When attractive waitress Natalie (Bello) steps into Bernie’s life his misfortune appears to start turning to good fortune, much to the severe distaste of Shelly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Slightly hampered by its cliché ridden views of the Las Vegas skyline, derivative jazz score and well-worn montage sequences of camera’s gliding through the tables and slots, winners and losers of any casino, Wayne Kramer’s impressive writing and directing debut is a playful, buoyant affair.  Driven by a twilight zone-esque central premise – wherein good and bad luck is a supernatural power – we follow the misfortunes of Bernie as he attempts to find love, leave his cursed job and strive for a better future.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;William H Macy knows how to pull the puppet strings of any loser that he inhabits but this performance is the most layered and satisfying since his breakout performance in &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116282/"&gt;Fargo&lt;/a&gt;.  Macy injects the character with the right subtle balance of sadness, pity, compassion, humour and sheepishness but knows how to slowly win the audience round to ensure we are rooting for this little guy to break free of his bullying boss and his constant cycle of bad luck.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But what makes this flighty thriller click are two wonderful and rounded performances from both Baldwin and Bello.  With the former reminding us of the sheer force of will he can be when given the right material and platform to turn on his charms and intensity.  Baldwin’s character commands every scene he is and truly deserved his Best Actor nomination at this years Oscar’s.  The flip-side to Baldwin’s fire and furore is a winning, warm performance from Bello as Bernie’s love interest Natalie.  Thankfully given much more to do than just look pretty and pout in the corner as the males duke it out, Bello gives an affecting performance of a woman of grit and substance that will stand toe-to-toe with Baldwin’s Shelly to ensure the freedom and love of her man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kramer’s first feature is a winning, whim some modern fairytale that bounces along at a fair clip and not only offers up a quirky slant on the Gangster-Gambling genre but provides a fine trio of performances from three truly great character actors.  A perfect antidote for the glut of bloated blockbusters clogging up the multiplexes at present.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108783338401199269?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108783338401199269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108783338401199269' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108783338401199269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108783338401199269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/06/cooler-mam.html' title='The Cooler (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108729829290165472</id><published>2004-06-15T11:56:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-06-15T12:18:29.803+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0190859/"&gt;Alfonso Cuaron&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0460141/"&gt;Stephen Kloves&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0705356/"&gt;Daniel Radcliffe&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0914612/"&gt;Emma Watson&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0342488/"&gt;Rupert Grint&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000198/"&gt;Gary Oldman&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002091/"&gt;Michael Gambon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://harrypotter.warnerbros.co.uk/main/homepage/intro.html"&gt;offical&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/review.asp?FID=9753"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0304141/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Young Wizard Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for his third year but again Harry's life is threatened when a dangerous murderer - Sirius Black - escapes from the Wizard Prison of Azkaban.  Harry is warned by many that Black is heading for Hogwarts to kill Harry and complete the work of his master, Voldemort who killed Harry's parents 13 years ago but Harry promises not to go down without a fight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By handing the reigns of a mega-franchise to a slightly off-kilter director (Cuaron) who's biggest Hollywood hit was the modest &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113670/"&gt;A Little Princess&lt;/a&gt; may seem to some like a risky gamble for Warner Brothers to take.  But their choice of director has injected some much needed pizzazz and panache into an otherwise stitled and bloated cash-cow.  Wherein the previous two Potter outings - under the workman like guidance of helmer &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001060/"&gt;Chris Columbus&lt;/a&gt; - have been too slavish and sacred to the source novels to create the wonder, energy and imagination of J.K. Rowling’s fun page-turners.  Cuaron has taken the quirk, darkness and "magic" (sorry) of the third novel and spun it into a fast, frantic, gothic thriller, more in the vein of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/find?tt=on;nm=on;mx=20;q=tim%20burton"&gt;Burton&lt;/a&gt; rather than the rose-tinted whimsy of Columbus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cuaron also appears to be more interested in developing characters and the expanding world of Hogwarts than blitzing and dazzling the audience with lavish set-pieces and jaw-dropping visual effects.  For at times Azkaban plays more like a subtle &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005139/"&gt;Mike Leigh&lt;/a&gt; melodrama rather than a crass &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000881/"&gt;Michael Bay&lt;/a&gt; blockbuster.  Also by breaking the kids out of their school uniforms and the confines of the school provides more scope and depth to the Potter universe and creates a more "reality" based adventure that gives the franchise a much needed dose of humanity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sadly the same weaknesses that exist in the previous outings are inherit in Azkaban, wherein the young cast struggle to reach beyond the acting levels of Grange Hill and are constantly outshone by the older established cast.  Radcliffe (Harry) is gaining more confidence and provides a solid performance but is hampered when he appears alongside the strained Watson (Hermione) and woeful Grint (Ron) in some key scenes.  Both &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000667/"&gt;David Thewlis&lt;/a&gt; (Professor Lupin) and Oldman (Sirius Black) appear to be having the most fun, chewing scenery and showing the youngsters how it should really be done while the remainder of the adult cast glow and delight in their small but important roles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At times Azkaban feels a tad rushed and appears to be edited with a slightly heavy hand but its gusto and guts help to smooth over any wrinkles and create a winning formula that improves upon the groundwork set by Columbus and hopefully paves the way for a barnstorming fourth instalment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108729829290165472?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108729829290165472/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108729829290165472' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108729829290165472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108729829290165472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/06/harry-potter-and-prisoner-of-azkaban.html' title='Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108686351363216338</id><published>2004-06-10T11:23:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-06-10T11:36:16.506+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Bad Education (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000264/"&gt;Pedro Almodovar&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000264/"&gt;Pedro Almodovar&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0555093/"&gt;Fele Martinez&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0305558/"&gt;Gael Garcia Bernal&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0319843/"&gt;Daniel Gimenez Cacho&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0392913/"&gt;Lluis Homar&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/Review.asp?FID=10048"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0275491/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aspiring actor Ignacio visits his old school friend Enrique, now a successful Spanish film director, with a manuscript for Enrique to read.  On reading the manuscript Enrique recalls past events relating to his and Ignacio's early Catholic school days and a fictional account of how there lives may have turned out.  Enrique is so intrigued with the manuscript he decides to make this his next movie project but as he begins to create the movie he starts to uncover some mysteries that surround Ignacio.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Selling a movie as a Gay, Transvestite Thriller might not get the masses flocking to their local multiplexes but Almodovar's Bad Education is definitely worthy of attention.  Employing the nuances of any standard film-noir, (double crosses, dangerous dames, twisting narrative) Bad Education sits comfortably within this stable.  But where it tends to buck the trend is in its style, instead of using the grey, drab rain soaked grit of most standard noir's, Bad Education likes to drench itself in glaring sunshine, day-glo colours and vivid visuals.  Which creates an intriguing dimension to its skewed perspective on such a "Hollywood" staple.  Then again, what can one expect from an Almodovar movie.  Film-Noir is not the only cinematic theme that Almodovar also likes to toy with.  For Bad Education enjoys utilising the "film within film" technique as a device to illustrate the line between what we deem to be fact over fiction and fantasy over reality and sometime how both bleed into one.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our guiding light through this day bright dazzling maze is Enrique (Martinez), who in adapting and directing his next movie begins to uncover many dark secrets - past and present - about Ignacio, himself and his old teacher, Father Manolo (Cacho).  Enqriue is the audiences eyes and with each twist and revelation he encounters we begin to sift through the secrets and understand the pain, love and emotions that are shared between the main characters.  While Ignacio (Bernal) is this movies femme fatale, wrong footing both characters and audience at every turn.  His character is at one moment timid, shy, lost and mysterious, then in the blink of an eye he is a desperate, dangerous, scheming enigma.  Which is wherein lies the films main strength, for we are constantly torn between who is the hero or villain, who is the user and the used and by dividing our loyalties and sympathies we are kept guessing to the films final slyly executed denouncements.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Granted Bad Education is not everyone's cup of Joe but if you open your mind, leave your preconceptions of film noir at the cinema door and allow yourself to be swept along with the cross-dressing, double-crossing dirty-dealing you might get a kick out of this twisting twisted tale.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108686351363216338?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108686351363216338/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108686351363216338' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108686351363216338'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108686351363216338'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/06/bad-education-mam.html' title='Bad Education (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108669612556737923</id><published>2004-06-08T12:59:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T15:10:22.596+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Japanese Story (TG)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0112262/" target="_blank"&gt;Sue Brooks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0863485/" target="_blank"&gt;Alison Tilson&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001057/" target="_blank"&gt;Toni Collette&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1059630/" target="_blank"&gt;Gotaro Tsunashima&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.japanesestory.com.au/" target="_blank"&gt;official&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0304229/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10122" target="_blank"&gt;empire online&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I saw Japanese Story about a month ago as a mystery screening. At that time I had absolutely no idea what it was about. Since then, I've read a whole range of other reviews which range from vague to downright spoiler-full. I'll try to ensure this review is informative without ruining anything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Japanese Story is a look into the relationships that can develop under the most unlikely circumstances. Sandy Edwards (Collette) is a geologist who gets stuck with showing Tachibana Hiromitsu (Tsunashima) around the Australian outback; thanks to his company being an investor in her employer. Their relationship goes from stand-offish in the beginning through to friendly yet confused and climaxing - somewhat - in passion. The story creeps along at a snail's pace until it reaches it's dramatic turning point.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The film looks absolutely stunning, although, to be fair, most of the credit for this probably has to go to the scenery itself. The visuals alone are a fine advert for the Australian tourist board, even if the insinuation that most Aussie manual labourers seem to be racists isn't quite. The performances are strong with Collette, in particular, having the power to carry the film through its most dramatic sequences. Japanese Story has all these things going for it. However, the slow pace previously mentioned - while building tension - at times makes the film seem boring and pointless. You can almost imagine fellow audience members screaming "just hurry up and get to the point!" These negatives aside, Japanese Story is a good film, set against a stunning backdrop and supplemented with great acting. See it if you can.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108669612556737923?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0304229/' title='Japanese Story (TG)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108669612556737923/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108669612556737923' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108669612556737923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108669612556737923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/06/japanese-story-tg.html' title='Japanese Story (TG)'/><author><name>Tee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108608497250119522</id><published>2004-06-01T11:15:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-06-01T11:30:17.006+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Day After Tomorrow (TG)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000386/" target="_blank"&gt;Roland Emmerich&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000386/" target="_blank"&gt;Roland Emmerich&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000598/" target="_blank"&gt;Dennis Quaid&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0350453/" target="_blank"&gt;Jake Gyllenhaal&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002536/" target="_blank"&gt;Emmy Rossum&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000453/" target="_blank"&gt;Ian Holm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.thedayaftertomorrow.com/" target="_blank"&gt;official&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319262/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=9801" target="_blank"&gt;empire online&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We all know about &lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/1997/global.warming/stories/treaty/" target="_blank"&gt;global warming&lt;/a&gt;. We all know that the planet is being changed and we are &lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/1452315.stm" target="_blank"&gt;not doing enough&lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href="http://www.greenpeace.org/" target="_blank"&gt;stop it or slow it down&lt;/a&gt;; either as individuals or as nations. The Day After Tomorrow takes the concept of global warming and explodes it in your face. We're used to the idea of the world being a different place in hundreds, maybe even thousands of years. Here the world is changed irreversibly within a matter of days - the northern hemisphere is in a new ice age. The plot of the film centres around the Hall family. Jack Hall (Quaid) is a paleoclimatologist who is trying to warn the American administration of the importance of the impending disaster - as you'd expect, they ignore and delay until it's too late to avoid said disaster. Sam Hall (Gyllenhaal) is Jack's son - and he's trapped in (now in an ice age) New York City. Sam has to reach Jack and his friends before it's too late. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Roland Emmerich has made himself the king of the disaster movie. You want a world-famous landmark destroyed? He's the man to do it. In The Day After Tomorrow there are plenty of landmarks given the Emmerich treatment. It's surely no coincidence that Los Angeles, home of the blockbuster, is the first to be torn to shreds. There is more than one good action sequence - in addition to LA being flattened, you also have the flooding and subsequent freezing of New York City. Fortunately, this film is more than just CGI and destruction. It has an important environmental message and, unlike &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116629/" target="_blank"&gt;Independence Day&lt;/a&gt;, the message isn't as sugar-coated or as pro-American as you would expect. While the effects and destruction are in your face, there are some subtle - but effective - performances from the cast. If you are a fan of Emmerich, you will not be disappointed. Even if this isn't usually your type of thing, there is every chance you may be pleasantly surprised.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108608497250119522?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319262/' title='The Day After Tomorrow (TG)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108608497250119522/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108608497250119522' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108608497250119522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108608497250119522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/06/day-after-tomorrow-tg.html' title='The Day After Tomorrow (TG)'/><author><name>Tee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108608361217752665</id><published>2004-06-01T10:39:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-06-01T11:20:27.603+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Uzak (JC)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0149196/"&gt;Nuri Bilge Ceylan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0149196/"&gt;Nuri Bilge Ceylan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0960230/"&gt;Muzaffer Ozdemir&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0867780/"&gt;Emin Toprak&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1292097/"&gt;Zuhal Gencer Erhaya&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0456400/"&gt;Nazam Kirilmis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0346094/"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10070"&gt;empireonline&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yusuf (Emin Toprak), an unemployed  man from the countryside comes to Istanbul in search of work on the ships. He stays in the apartment of his divorced cousin Mahmut (Muzaffer Özdemir), a  mildly successful photographer, who's soon annoyed at having his routine disrupted by the presence of his relative.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Uzak translates in Turkish as "Distant" and this film does exactly what is says on the tin.  Ceylans mesmerising, beautifully directed film deals with distance in all facets of life - between mothers and sons, employee and employer, husband and wife - and even film and viewer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mahmut, lonely, disillusioned with his work and saddened by the fact that his ex-wife -who he still loves - is leaving for Canada refuses to connect to Yusuf, his flipside, an equally lonely man but unburdened by Mahmuts aloofness .  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yusuf is a man desperate to connect, desperate for companionship and a chance to escape the small-town future that awaits him.  We watch him as he tries and fails to find a chance of it around the streets of a bleak, colour-drenched Istanbul.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sadness is that despite their diffirent approaches to life , both men end up alone. If Mahmut would drop his guard he would be saved, instead he  keeps Yusuf at arms length, prefrerring to watch pornography, indulge in an affair with a married women and smoke.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nuri Bilge Ceylan has made a true masterpiece of unspoken need, unresolved pain and hopelesness. Its also, amazingly, a very funny film and is visually, the best film of the year so far.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;5/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108608361217752665?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0346094/' title='Uzak (JC)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108608361217752665/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108608361217752665' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108608361217752665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108608361217752665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/06/uzak-jc.html' title='Uzak (JC)'/><author><name>John Cocteaustun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108602899658726202</id><published>2004-05-31T19:35:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-06-04T13:21:27.866+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Escape from Alcatraz (RvB)</title><content type='html'>Director:  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0796923/"&gt;Don Siegel&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer:  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0115431/"&gt;J Campbell Bruce&lt;/a&gt; (novel), &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0876227/"&gt;Richard Tuggle&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast:  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/"&gt;Clint Eastwood&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001526/"&gt;Patrick McGoohan&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0089348/"&gt;Roberts Blossom&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0857806/"&gt;Jack Thibeau&lt;/a&gt; et al&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On TV:&lt;br /&gt;Monday 31st May 2004&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcone/"&gt;BBC One&lt;/a&gt; (UK)&lt;br /&gt;00:05&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm of the opinion that true stories make for some of the most riveting films.  The story must be fairly interesting in the first place; otherwise, why would anyone want to make a film of it?  So, straight away, you've got a film with a storyline which has at least got a fighting chance of keeping the viewers gripped.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, having heard the story of Frank Morris and his gang when I visited Alcatraz last year (&lt;em&gt;that's enough boasting - Ed&lt;/em&gt;), I thought I'd tune into the film last night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The plot is a good one: Frank Morris (Eastwood) comes up with a devilishly fiendish plan to allow him and a few other inmates to escape from Alcatraz Prison: they're going to build dummy heads to lie on their pillows and carve their way out of their cells!  Do they succceed?  Well, I won't spoil it for you but the story here is one of the most famous in Alcatraz history.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Completely shot on the prison island (as far as I could tell) the film looks like it's supposed to:  dirty, cold, hard and well, like a prison.  The main thing that lets this movie down though is the acting.  Is it just me or is Clint Eastwood now directing much better than he ever acted?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He's not the worst though; some of the performances are as lifeless as the papier mache heads the main characters create in the movie!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I said, the acting's terrible but the scenery and the plot are excellent.  Just like a &lt;em&gt;true story&lt;/em&gt; should then, it kept me gripped right to the end!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108602899658726202?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079116/' title='Escape from Alcatraz (RvB)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108602899658726202/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108602899658726202' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108602899658726202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108602899658726202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/05/escape-from-alcatraz-rvb.html' title='Escape from Alcatraz (RvB)'/><author><name>R</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108568160194073798</id><published>2004-05-27T19:12:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-27T19:14:36.506+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Football Factory (JD)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0522393/" target="_blank"&gt;Nick Love&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0522393/" target="_blank"&gt;Nick Love&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0245705/" target="_blank"&gt;Danny Dyer&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0363857/" target="_blank"&gt;Frank Harper&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0556453/" target="_blank"&gt;Neil Maskell&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0543598/" target="_blank"&gt;Roland Manookian&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.thefootballfactory.com/" target="_blank"&gt;official&lt;/a&gt; |  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385705/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10066" target="_blank"&gt;empire online&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An hour and half spent watching people I'd cross the street to avoid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;0/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108568160194073798?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385705/' title='The Football Factory (JD)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108568160194073798/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108568160194073798' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108568160194073798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108568160194073798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/05/football-factory-jd.html' title='The Football Factory (JD)'/><author><name>Jessica Drew</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108566538902583156</id><published>2004-05-27T14:41:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-27T16:50:15.580+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Saddest Music In The World (JC)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0534665/" target="_blank"&gt;Guy Maddin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0410958/" target="_blank"&gt;Kazuo Ishiguro&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0534665/" target="_blank"&gt;Guy Maddin&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000618/" target="_blank"&gt;Isabella Rossellini&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0571897/" target="_blank"&gt;Mark McKinney&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0210218/" target="_blank"&gt;Maria de Medeiros&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.ifcfilms.com/?CAT0=3127&amp;CAT1=5326&amp;SHID=21403&amp;AID=6067&amp;CLR=red&amp;BCLR=" target="_blank"&gt;official&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0366996/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10068" target="_blank"&gt;empire online&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have to admit I havent seen any of Guy Maddins &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0346800/" target="_blank"&gt;previous&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293113/" target="_blank"&gt;work&lt;/a&gt;, but even synopsis of his films screamed of affectation and unecessary pretension. Due to this I approached his latest film with caution.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This  film deals with a talent contest held in Winnipeg, during the Great Depression of 1933. Lady Port-Huntley (Rossellini), the local beer magnate and amputee, has offered $25,000 to the find the saddest music in the world. Her former lover Chester (McKinney), a failed Broadway producer, returns home determined to win the prize.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I feared the worst. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But leave any doubts at the door, Maddin has made a comic masterpiece which does for early cinema what &lt;a href="" target="_blank"&gt;Airplane!&lt;/a&gt; did for distaster movies. The film &lt;em&gt;looks&lt;/em&gt; amazing, like an undiscovered, recently unearthed classic. Maddin channels &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000186/" target="_blank"&gt;David Lynch&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0617588/" target="_blank"&gt;Melies&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000923/" target="_blank"&gt;Busby Berkeley&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003638/" target="_blank"&gt;Murnau&lt;/a&gt; with the &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001878/" target="_blank"&gt;Zucker&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0958387/" target="_blank"&gt;Brothers&lt;/a&gt; to create a film that works as a cineastes homage, an oddball arthouse treat, &lt;em&gt;and&lt;/em&gt; a &lt;a href="" target="_blank"&gt;Simpsons&lt;/a&gt; parody of early cinema.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The performances are all incredible, especially Rossellini. &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096626/" target="_blank"&gt;Kids In The Hall&lt;/a&gt; star Mark McInnery and Maria DeMedeiros as the woman who's dark past will set in motion a chain of events that leads to a powerful and genuinely moving climax. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All in all, a fantastic, challenging and genuinely funny film and a reward to anyone who catches it. Fans of exciting and diffirent cinema should not miss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;5/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108566538902583156?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0366996/' title='The Saddest Music In The World (JC)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108566538902583156/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108566538902583156' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108566538902583156'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108566538902583156'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/05/saddest-music-in-world-jc.html' title='The Saddest Music In The World (JC)'/><author><name>John Cocteaustun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108565286533238362</id><published>2004-05-27T11:02:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-27T11:31:10.246+01:00</updated><title type='text'>I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0388198/" target="_blank"&gt;Mike Hodges&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0696506/" target="_blank"&gt;Trevor Preston&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0654110/" target="_blank"&gt;Clive Owen&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001667/" target="_blank"&gt;Jonathan Rhys-Meyers&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000532/" target="_blank"&gt;Malcolm McDowell&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001648/" target="_blank"&gt;Charlotte Rampling&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0286044/" target="_blank"&gt;Jamie Foreman&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.paramountclassics.com/illsleep" target="_blank"&gt;official&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319531/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10011" target="_blank"&gt;empire online&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Retired Gangster Will Graham, returns to his old haunts in London from the countryside to investigate the apparent suicide of his younger brother Davey.  While attempting to uncover the truth of his brothers demise and avoid both friends and criminals, from his previous life, he may have to confront some of his old demons to find the answers he seeks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Similar in tone and pacing to Mike Hodges last cinematic outing, 1999's &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0159382/"&gt;Croupier&lt;/a&gt;, I'll Sleep When I'm Dead treads the same well worn path of most generic London gangster flicks.  Whereas the &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005363/"&gt;Guy Ritchie's&lt;/a&gt; of the world tend to deliver their crime caper's with fizz and frenetic abandon.  Hodges is definitely of the 'old school' world of simple straight forward storytelling , choosing to apply the slow burn rather than dazzling the audience with fast paced verbal sparing and flashy cinematic fireworks.  With minimal, stark direction told at an almost pedestrian pace Hodges creates a seedy, grainy London that spits in the face of the fluffy, cosy capital city we are used to seeing in &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193485/"&gt;Richard Curtis's&lt;/a&gt; usual fun flippant fare.  Sadly by employing this measured approach proves detrimental to the story, for at times the narrative is too slow, too static which leads to an apathy towards the characters causing this reviewer to drift and distance himself from the material.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The one mouth watering aspect of this rather dry, barren gangster tale is the contained,  performance from Clive Owen as Will.  Every scene he appears in he dominates with his simmering, seething, broody presence.  He perfectly captures the essence of self-contained bereavement for his deceased brother and volatile repressed revulsion for those that are responsible for his death.  The rest of the supporting cast are serviceable in sketchy roles with Rhys-Meyers (Davey) doing a poor mans English Johnny Depp.  While both dependable heavyweights, McDowell and Rampling, are hampered with clipped, stunted characters that aren't given enough room to breath and develop beyond token roles of shady underworld heavy and Will's old flame.  While the expected third act confrontations and resolutions never fully materialise leaving a hazy, ambiguous conclusion that lacks any emotional impact or character closure.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sharing more than a passing resemblance to Hodges seminal 1971 classic &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067128/"&gt;Get Carter&lt;/a&gt;, I'll Sleep When I'm Dead fails to match any of the raw, naked ferocity of this Gangster trend-setter and tends to wallow in its own self importance and its conscience effort to create atmosphere over character and plot. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;2/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108565286533238362?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319531/' title='I&apos;ll Sleep When I&apos;m Dead (MAM)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108565286533238362/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108565286533238362' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108565286533238362'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108565286533238362'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/05/ill-sleep-when-im-dead-mam.html' title='I&apos;ll Sleep When I&apos;m Dead (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108564573635382983</id><published>2004-05-27T09:08:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-27T10:12:00.966+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Football Factory (TG)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0522393/" target="_blank"&gt;Nick Love&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0522393/" target="_blank"&gt;Nick Love&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0245705/" target="_blank"&gt;Danny Dyer&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0363857/" target="_blank"&gt;Frank Harper&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0556453/" target="_blank"&gt;Neil Maskell&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0543598/" target="_blank"&gt;Roland Manookian&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.thefootballfactory.com/" target="_blank"&gt;official&lt;/a&gt; |  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385705/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10066" target="_blank"&gt;empire online&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This film is not about football. Good to get that one out nice and early. This is a film examining the gang and hooligan culture surrounding &lt;a href="http://www.premierleague.com" target="_blank"&gt;English football&lt;/a&gt;. We follow the lives of a group of &lt;a href="http://www.chelseafc.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Chelsea&lt;/a&gt; hooligans as they travel to away games around the country for meetups with rival, like-minded, thugs who want to do battle. And that's it. There's the odd sub-plot thrown in to try to make the film more than what it is - but it rarely succeeds. There's the wise, war hero grandfather who fought in real, worthwhile battles. The racist cabby who wants to share his views on immigrants and asylum seekers with anyone who will listen. Some of the scallywags even work in a florist shop. A florist! How sensitive they must be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In my opinion, a film nearly always need to have a message, positive or otherwise, to grab you and keep your attention. The problem with The Football Factory is that it is devoid of any message. It is also a film that only a small percentage of the population will identify with - and that's only in the UK. The tagline for The Football Factory asks: "What else you gonna do on a Saturday?" Well, you would do well to avoid this film on a Saturday - or any other day of the week for that matter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;1/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108564573635382983?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385705/' title='The Football Factory (TG)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108564573635382983/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108564573635382983' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108564573635382983'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108564573635382983'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/05/football-factory-tg.html' title='The Football Factory (TG)'/><author><name>Tee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108547966803963684</id><published>2004-05-25T10:59:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-25T11:44:30.416+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Troy (TG)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000583/" target="_blank"&gt;Wolfgang Petersen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1125275/" target="_blank"&gt;David Benioff&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0392955/" target="_blank"&gt;Homer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000093/" target="_blank"&gt;Brad Pitt&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0051509/" target="_blank"&gt;Eric Bana&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0089217/" target="_blank"&gt;Orlando Bloom&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1208167/" target="_blank"&gt;Diane Kruger&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004051/" target="_blank"&gt;Brian Cox&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000564/" target="_blank"&gt;Peter O'Toole&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.troymovie.com/" target="_blank"&gt;official&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332452/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=9754" target="_blank"&gt;empire online&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In ancient Greece the people of Troy are (somewhat) in a state of peace with the Greeks. Unfortunately, thanks to Paris (Bloom), Prince of Troy, falling in love with Helen (Kruger), wife of Menelaus (&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0322407/" target="_blank"&gt;Gleeson&lt;/a&gt;), a great war is inevitable. The Greeks are led in battle by the mighty Achilles (Pitt) - a leader both loyal to his men and independent from his supposed King. The people of Troy are protected by Hector (Bana), a man of honour and principle who has the difficult role of protecting both the walled city and his younger brother, Paris. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is definitely an epic film. Sadly, it's an epically &lt;em&gt;average&lt;/em&gt; film. There are too many hammy performances (Pitt, Cox) while Bloom seems to churn out the same character - at least in his head - he has given us in his last two &lt;a href="http://www.lordoftherings.net/" target="_blank"&gt;blockbuster&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://pirates.movies.go.com/"&gt;appearances&lt;/a&gt;. However, Peter O'Toole and, in particular, Eric Bana manage to wrestle back some acting credibility with their contributions. Petersen has made a film that looks &lt;em&gt;nice&lt;/em&gt; but not &lt;em&gt;spectacular&lt;/em&gt; and the battle scenes are &lt;em&gt;good&lt;/em&gt; without being &lt;em&gt;breathtaking&lt;/em&gt;. It's not all negative, though. The film is paced very nicely for one that runs close to two hours forty and you shouldn't find yourself checking your watch too often. If you can ignore some cheesy acting and instead enjoy the standout performance of Bana, I'm sure you'll be entertained.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108547966803963684?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332452/' title='Troy (TG)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108547966803963684/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108547966803963684' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108547966803963684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108547966803963684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/05/troy-tg.html' title='Troy (TG)'/><author><name>Tee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108542012777699944</id><published>2004-05-24T18:27:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-25T10:49:08.323+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Police Academy (RvB)</title><content type='html'>Director:  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0933505/" target="_blank"&gt;Hugh Wilson&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Writer:  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0411477/" target="_blank"&gt;Neal Israel&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0698493/" target="_blank"&gt;Pat Proft&lt;/a&gt; et al&lt;br /&gt;Cast:  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000430/" target="_blank"&gt;Steve Guttenberg&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000326/" target="_blank"&gt;Kim Cattrall&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0047265/" target="_blank"&gt;G.W. Bailey&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0807571/" target="_blank"&gt;Bubba Smith&lt;/a&gt; et al&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087928/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.channel4.com/film/reviews/film.jsp?id=107171" target="_blank"&gt;channel 4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On TV:&lt;br /&gt;Sunday 23rd May 2004&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.channelfour.com" target="_blank"&gt;Channel Four&lt;/a&gt; (UK)&lt;br /&gt;22:50&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's films like this that give the TV Film reviewer a hard time:  what can I tell the reader about Police Academy that they don't know already?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, did you know that &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000246/" target="_blank"&gt;Bruce Willis&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087928/trivia" target="_blank"&gt;auditioned for the role&lt;/a&gt; of &lt;del&gt;Mahomo&lt;/del&gt; Mahoney?  Well, you do now.  And you're welcome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That doesn't really tell you much about the film though eh?  OK then, Police Academy is a comedy (please note that I didn't put inverted commas around "comedy") about a group of miscreants who - for some reason or other - are committed to joining the police force.  The academy in question refers to the training camp where they are all brought together and put through their paces.  As you can imagine, hilarity ensues...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Actually, that's being a bit harsh because while you may not be overcome with the fear of your sides splitting, most of the time the jokes hit the mark; they did at the time, in any case.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The last time I watched this I was probably in my early teens and I do remember it being very funny.  The truth is though, whatever I tell you about Police Academy will go in one ear and out the other:  If you’re anything like me, you won’t be watching it for the jokes; you’ll be watching it in order to reminisce about &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0247579/" target="_blank"&gt;Sgt Callahan&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So really, what can I tell you about Police Academy that you don’t already know?  Well, it’s not the worst film in the world and in fact, it’s probably not as bad as you think you remember. It's definitely a highlight of the Police Academy series.  That's not saying much though...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;2/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108542012777699944?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087928/' title='Police Academy (RvB)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108542012777699944/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108542012777699944' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108542012777699944'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108542012777699944'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/05/police-academy-rvb.html' title='Police Academy (RvB)'/><author><name>R</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108506077097852301</id><published>2004-05-20T14:44:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-25T10:19:32.840+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Wonderland (TG)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0185063/" target="_blank"&gt;James Cox&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0185063/" target="_blank"&gt;James Cox&lt;/a&gt; &amp; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0561359/" target="_blank"&gt;Captain Mauzner&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/" target="_blank"&gt;Val Kilmer&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0098378/" target="_blank"&gt;Kate Bosworth&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001435/" target="_blank"&gt;Lisa Kudrow&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0524197/" target="_blank"&gt;Josh Lucas&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0091899/" target="_blank"&gt;Eric Bogosian&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.wonderlandthemovie.com/" target="_blank"&gt;official&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0335563/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10071" target="_blank"&gt;empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wonderland tells the story of the 1981 &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonderland_Murders" target="_blank"&gt;Laurel Canyon Murders&lt;/a&gt; that embroiled the legendary adult movie star John Holmes (Kilmer). Successful &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001360/" target="_blank"&gt;porn career&lt;/a&gt; over and estranged from his suffering wife (Kudrow), Holmes found himself lacking the necessary income to fund his heavy cocaine habit. With girlfriend (Bosworth) in tow, he embarked on a plan to free himself from gangs and shifty businessmen alike. Unfortunately, this ends in disaster for all concerned with brutal killings leaving all but one gang member dead (McDermott) and only his word against Holmes for the real story of what happened that fateful night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wonderland tells a &lt;em&gt;good story&lt;/em&gt; in a &lt;em&gt;very good style&lt;/em&gt; - the editing deserving a special mention. This style is complimented by some fantastic performances: Kilmer is hypnotic as the confused, pathetic Holmes; Lucas and McDermott are downright nasty and backstabbing as Ron Launius and David Lind, the leaders of the Wonderland gang; Kudrow and Bosworth are believable as the women in Holmes' life. With the story being told from two viewpoints (Holmes and Lind), the audience is somewhat left to decide for themselves where the truth sits between the lies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108506077097852301?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0335563/' title='Wonderland (TG)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108506077097852301/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108506077097852301' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108506077097852301'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108506077097852301'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/05/wonderland-tg.html' title='Wonderland (TG)'/><author><name>Tee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108498275553667584</id><published>2004-05-19T16:58:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-25T10:46:25.180+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Wonderland (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0185063/" target="_blank"&gt;James Cox&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0185063/" target="_blank"&gt;James Cox&lt;/a&gt; &amp; &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0561359/" target="_blank"&gt;Captain Mauzner&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/" target="_blank"&gt;Val Kilmer&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0098378/" target="_blank"&gt;Kate Bosworth&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001435/" target="_blank"&gt;Lisa Kudrow&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0524197/" target="_blank"&gt;Josh Lucas&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.wonderlandthemovie.com/" target="_blank"&gt;official&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0335563/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=10071" target="_blank"&gt;empire online&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wonderland deals with the brutal murders of four individuals in 1981 in Wonderland Avenue, Los Angeles and the investigation of porn star legend John Holmes (Kilmer)in connection to these brutal slayings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wonderland captures the essence of the seedy, drug driven world of early 80's Los Angeles with great vibrancy and panache.  This is largely due to the frenetic direction of Cox and jittery editing of &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003921/" target="_blank"&gt;Jeff McEvoy&lt;/a&gt;.  By employing a barrage of cinematic techniques (split-screen, overlay, forced perspective) we are quickly plunged into the scuzzy, grimy underworld of the time and introduced to the characters who inhabit said world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pivotal to these characters and events is Kilmer's Holmes, who flits his way from one set of so called "friends" to another in the hopes of scoring what ever drug will see him through the day.  Kilmer gives a performance of sleazy charm and shallow pity and makes the audience question whether Holmes is merely a pawn or player in the resulting grisly murders.  In order to have the audience question the character of Holmes, director Cox employs the neat narrative trick of having two conflicting and contradictory versions of the truth being told, one told by David Lind &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001518/" target="_blank"&gt;(Dylan McDermott)&lt;/a&gt; in the first act of the movie and the second told by Holmes himself.  By employing this technique the audience are left to sift through the pieces of the tale and attempt to draw their own conclusions as to what occurred at 8763 Wonderland Avenue back in '81.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wonderland is an energetic, grubby, indie-thriller that utilises all its tricks to great effect and is greatly assisted by an eclectic cast who revel in the nuances of the duality of their roles.  Highly Recommended.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;4/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108498275553667584?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0335563/' title='Wonderland (MAM)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108498275553667584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108498275553667584' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108498275553667584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108498275553667584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/05/wonderland-mam.html' title='Wonderland (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108498167804141936</id><published>2004-05-19T15:50:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-25T10:40:42.496+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Van Helsing (MAM)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0814085/" target="_blank"&gt;Stephen Sommers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0814085/" target="_blank"&gt;Stephen Sommers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0413168/" target="_blank"&gt;Hugh Jackman&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000295/" target="_blank"&gt;Kate Beckinsale&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0746896/" target="_blank"&gt;Richard Roxburgh&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0920992/" target="_blank"&gt;David Wenham&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.vanhelsing.net/" target="_blank"&gt;official&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338526/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/ReviewInFull.asp?FID=9812" target="_blank"&gt;empire online&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From viewing director Sommers previous movies he can never be called a subtle director.  With each successive outing he has further sacrificied the importance of narrative and character in favour of drenching his films in set pieces and special effects.  From the flighty &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118956/" target="_blank"&gt;Deep Rising&lt;/a&gt;, the watchable &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120616/" target="_blank"&gt;Mummy&lt;/a&gt; to the flacid &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209163/" target="_blank"&gt;Mummy Returns&lt;/a&gt; he has been driven with a need to immerse the audience in volume and spectacle and with each outing his formula has proven to be less and less palatable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which brings us bang up-to-date with his latest "offering" - Van Helsing.  Sommers and &lt;a href="http://www.universalstudios.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Universal Studios&lt;/a&gt; believed that this repacking of classic Movie Monsters would pave the way for a lucrative three movie franchise, instead they have a still-born muddled, turgid, tepid, mess on their guilty hands.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You would hope that using three classic horror icons there would at least be some semblance of scares, fear or tension on show but since Sommers is incapable of creating anything other than loud noise any chance of scaring the audience is wittled away in favour of yet another effects laden chase.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hampered with a dry, witless script the cast appear like they are either in panto, (Beckinsale, Roxburgh) or bored beyond belief (Jackman, Wenham).  The character of Van Helsing should come across as a Victorian &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082971/" target="_blank"&gt;Indiana Jones&lt;/a&gt;, instead he appears as a thinly drawn computer game character more suited to &lt;a href="http://www.vampirehunterdbloodlust.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Vampire Hunter D&lt;/a&gt; than an enigmatic, wisecracking, sexy adventurer. Kate Beckinsale continues to affirm my belief that any film she appears in (&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0213149/" target="_blank"&gt;Pearl Harbour&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240890/" target="_blank"&gt;Serendipity&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0320691/" target="_blank"&gt;Underworld&lt;/a&gt;) is a device developed by Hollywood to torture our very minds and souls, with her character of Anna being a trussed up, stuffy so-called Monster slayer with no depth, humour or warmth.  The supporting cast believe that to be effective in Van Helsing is to be overtly camp and shout every other line to be heard over the relentless din of Sommers' Shitefest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In most films you can find at least one redeeming quality that you can praise, but with Van Helsing everything is too heavy handed, too effects driven, too stagey, too much and falls within the Top Ten worst films I have ever seen.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If your objective of going to the cinema is too spend two very long hours being bombarded by endless noise, (un)special effects, overtly camp shouty villians and bland depthless heroes then get queuing for the quagmire that is Van Helsing.  I'm sure boys of 11 and 12 might be suckered by this glossy uninvoling computer game but for me I was only left with a nagging headache and a angry wife for making her sit through this disaster.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;0/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108498167804141936?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338526/' title='Van Helsing (MAM)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108498167804141936/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108498167804141936' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108498167804141936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108498167804141936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/05/van-helsing-mam.html' title='Van Helsing (MAM)'/><author><name>A Mong Among Mingers</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04922523774204981574</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108480709674511780</id><published>2004-05-17T16:13:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-25T10:39:11.930+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Back to the Future (RvB)</title><content type='html'>Director:  &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000709/"&gt;Robert Zemeckis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer:  Robert Zemeckis, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0301826/"&gt;Bob Gale&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000150/"&gt;Michael J Fox&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000502/"&gt;Christopher Lloyd&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000670/"&gt;Lea Thompson&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000417/"&gt;Crispin Glover&lt;/a&gt; et al&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.bttfmovie.com/" target="_blank"&gt;official&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088763/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On TV:&lt;br /&gt;Monday 12th April 2004&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.five.tv"&gt;Channel Five&lt;/a&gt; (UK)&lt;br /&gt;15:00&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Back to the Future Trilogy is greater than the sum of its' parts.  There, I've said it.  It's out of the way now and I can towel off those cold sweats.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've always thought of these films as being impenetrable but when it comes down to it, BTTF III is terrible, BTTF II is genius and BTTF I?  Well, this one is somewhere inbetween…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You all know the story by now:  Young kid Marty (Fox) is best friends with weird scientist, Doc Brown (Lloyd) - if this film was made tomorrow there would *definitely* be some issues for social workers to resolve - who invents a time machine out of a de Lorean only for him to be shot before he can use it.  Marty escapes in the time machine and our historical time traveling 80s type shenanigans can begin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love the Back to the Future films.  I won't hear a bad word said against them (well, apart from the Cowboy one) and although it doesn’t really rate as one of my favourite films anymore, I’ll continue to say that it does for the benefit of my back-to-the-future-lovin’ reputation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108480709674511780?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088763/' title='Back to the Future (RvB)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108480709674511780/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108480709674511780' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108480709674511780'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108480709674511780'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/05/back-to-future-rvb.html' title='Back to the Future (RvB)'/><author><name>R</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978027.post-108480440136227769</id><published>2004-05-17T15:15:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-25T10:28:58.620+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Shattered Glass (TG)</title><content type='html'>Director: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0712753/"&gt;Billy Ray&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Writer: Billy Ray, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0084334/"&gt;Buzz Bissinger&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast: &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0159789/"&gt;Hayden Christensen&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0765597/"&gt;Peter Sarsgaard&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001721/"&gt;Chloe Sevigny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000279/"&gt;Hank Azaria&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Links: &lt;a href="http://www.shatteredglassmovie.com/index_flash.html" target="_blank"&gt;official&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0323944/" target="_blank"&gt;imdb&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/incinemas/Review.asp?FID=10063" target="_blank"&gt;empire online&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shattered Glass tells the story of Stephen Glass (Christensen), an up-and-coming young journalist for prestigious magazine, The New Republic. Glass is revered by his peers and editors alike. Somehow, he manages to outscoop everyone at the publication. The life of Glass falls apart when a piece he has written is scrutinised by another magazine's journalist and holes are found in its facts. One lie leads to another until The New Republic's editor (Sarsgaard) is determined to get to the bottom of the story and find out the real truth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unfortunately, I'm not too familiar with much of Christensen's work, so it's difficult to tell if he always plays whiny whiners, or whether he just nailed this character. Glass starts off as a likeable, nervously charismatic journalist. By the end of the film, you'll probably be lining up to slap him yourself for his incessant whining. Sarsgaard is fantastic as the doubting editor and is reminiscent of a young &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000518/"&gt;John Malkovich&lt;/a&gt;. Good support from Chloe Sevigny and Hank Azaria make this an engaging, if a little cringeworthy watch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;3/5&lt;/h3&gt;Note: A special mention to the wonderful people at the &lt;a href="http://www.ugccinemas.co.uk"&gt;UGC&lt;/a&gt; who started the film 15 minutes early, for no apparent reason.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978027-108480440136227769?l=tingreviews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0323944/' title='Shattered Glass (TG)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/feeds/108480440136227769/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6978027&amp;postID=108480440136227769' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108480440136227769'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978027/posts/default/108480440136227769'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tingreviews.blogspot.com/2004/05/shattered-glass-tg.html' title='Shattered Glass (TG)'/><author><name>Tee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
